Last word thread (new edition)

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Madam, your cat is a squirrel.

@kewpie said
She's a hairy nosed wombat, actually.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It is illegal to keep such an animal in captivity and have reported you to David Attenborough.

@kewpie said
She's not in captivity, just prefers cat food to foraging.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Not sure I have ever encountered a wombat.


(Must resist Rusty joke, must resist Rusty joke).

@wolfgang59 said
Rusty the Hairy-Nosed Wombat?

He's famous.

@kewpie said
stop picking on my wombat!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Are you absolutely sure he is a wombat?

@kewpie said
She's actually a Maine Coon cat, and looks more like a bundle of knitting than a wombat. I just threw the wombat in because we see a lot of them around.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
We encounter less of them in London.

@kewpie said
You have the other kind of animals.

@great-big-stees said
Ya mean like the Muppet drummer?

What's a muppet?

@kewpie said
What's a muppet?

@wolfe63 said
A pejorative word frequently heard in Bristol.