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general lee-

"Strike the tent." 😛

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Speaker at a blind stock holder's convention:

"ok, the eyes have it, next on the...^%$#**&"

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"Honest honey, anyone can replace electrical wiring."

"Bridge out? Ah hell, it was there yesterday."

"I double checked it, the gun is unloaded."

"Does this sour cream taste funny to you?"

In real life I've always liked Stonewall Jackson's:

"Let us cross that river and rest under those trees."

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"Bugger Bognor"

George V

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Originally posted by Kepler
"Bugger Bognor"

George V
Gosh. What was that ?

Mayor of Hiroshima

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Pull the pin and count to whattttttttt........

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
"Honest honey, anyone can replace electrical wiring."

"Bridge out? Ah hell, it was there yesterday."

"I double checked it, the gun is unloaded."

"Does this sour cream taste funny to you?"

In real life I've always liked Stonewall Jackson's:

"Let us cross that river and rest under those trees."
Stonewall's dying words, "Let us cross over the river and rest beneath the trees on the other side." Included that line in my wife's eulogy.


Thanks, Monty. I'm so pleased you posted those incredible words from his tranquil soul.

-gb

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That doesn't look too bad

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i'll call you:🙄

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"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

-The dolphins' last words before leaving Earth

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"... and I shall return if dissatisfied/ with what I've learned from having died."



-Frost

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- "Have you any last words?"
- YES. I DON'T WANT TO GO.
- "Well. Succinct, anyway."

-- Death at the other end of the scythe, for once
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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"Told you i was sick"

Spike Milligan's grave stone.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
"Told you i was sick"

Spike Milligan's grave stone.
wasn't it "I told you i was ill"?

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"I'm outta here."

One of my parishioners