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Latest: IronMan31 Did Not Cheat!

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...Or did he?

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Slimy, yet provocative.

I like it.

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I try to think of it like this;

They must have some damn good reasons to get rid of him.

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lier lier yer bum is on fire,:'(:'(:'(:'( stop whinging,get a life

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...Or did he?
oh my ironman there, ironman here; ironman everywhere...

I miss old days

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After Ironman31 escaped from the laboratory, he had no material body, just an upload projection of his mind gestating in the recesses of rhp. After a while he grew tired of his attempts to communicate requests for medical attention and lunch through the medium of chess and instead developed a silica brain and body, like Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica but with middle-aged manbreasts where she had Victoria's Secret womanbreasts. However, Ironman31's silica brain just happened to be an exact match of Fritz 8.0's, which had itself been patterned from the brainstem of his thirty predecessors who had failed to escape with him. It was cosmic irony which led to his expulsion from his new home. I only hope that we can learn a new sense of humility from his story.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
After Ironman31 escaped from the laboratory, he had no material body, just an upload projection of his mind gestating in the recesses of rhp. After a while he grew tired of his attempts to communicate requests for medical attention and lunch through the medium of chess and instead developed a silica brain and body, like Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galact ...[text shortened]... ion from his new home. I only hope that we can learn a new sense of humility from his story.
...Or that you can control your addiction to Marvel comics.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...Or that you can control your addiction to Marvel comics.
Careful, Bowmann, your ellipsis is showing.

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EEeeeewwwwww

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Someone call the CDC, it turns out stupid is contagious.