In twenty pages of threads there is not 1 jokes thread.
Every General Forum should have a jokes thread.
We all hear new jokes weekly, so post them here (new and old)
-m.
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Ferrari's formula 1 bosses decided to employ a group of unemployed young Scousers as their pit team..this was because of their renowned expertise at removing car tyres. Within 6 seconds not only did they change the tyres, but within 12 seconds they resprayed, rebadged and sold the car to Maclaren for 6 cases of Stella Artois and a bag of weed !! 😀
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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
Son says, "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my mate's."
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was porn," cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad.
Mum laughs, "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son!"
Robot slaps the mum!! 😉
