Laura's War - My Turn

Originally posted by Palynka
Did she upgrade to Brazilian?

I love you.

Originally posted by darvlay
Where's Phlabby? I demand his approval! 😠

You'll never believe it.

I was playing mouth harp at the police station.

Great acoustics to say the least. Some guy came in whistling and we enjoyed a duo.

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You'll never believe it.

I was playing mouth harp at the police station.

Great acoustics to say the least. Some guy came in whistling and we enjoyed a duo.

P-

Phlab.

I've run out of PMs.

I just wanted to let you know:

I have the world's sexiest hairbrush.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
My wax lady used to be Portugese.

What on earth is a wax lady?

Originally posted by darvlay
Phlab.

I've run out of PMs.

I just wanted to let you know:

I have the world's sexiest hairbrush.

Tell me you still have LONG LUSCIOUS LOCKS.

Sunburnt TRICKED ME out of SPITE and somehow convinced me to cut mine off.

Now what?

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sunburnt TRICKED ME out of SPITE and somehow convinced me to cut mine off.

Now what?

P-

Patience!

But DON'T LISTEN TO HER the next time!

Originally posted by Nordlys
What on earth is a wax lady?

It's the poor immigrant who stares at crotches and "tidies up" the hair on vulva and ani all day (is that the right word, ani?).

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Tell me you still have LONG LUSCIOUS LOCKS.

Sunburnt TRICKED ME out of SPITE and somehow convinced me to cut mine off.

Now what?

P-

My hair is just a bit longer than yours at the moment but not long at all....

Regardless, I don't brush my hair. I style it.

Originally posted by darvlay
My hair is just a bit longer than yours at the moment but not long at all....

Regardless, I don't brush my hair. I style it.

I don't care what YOU do. You can style it all you like after I brush it... China doll.

P-

Originally posted by darvlay
It's the poor immigrant who stares at crotches and "tidies up" the hair on vulva and ani all day (is that the right word, ani?).

Vulvae and ani.

This sounds horrible (for both parts involved).

Originally posted by darvlay
My hair is just a bit longer than yours at the moment but not long at all....

Regardless, I don't brush my hair. I style it.

Finger style, I'm sure.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Vulvae and ani.

This sounds horrible (for both parts involved).

It is horrible all right. Try it!

Originally posted by Starrman
Nice, it reminds me of an late 80s/early 90s band, I can't put my finger on it. Very cool.

The Stone Roses!

D

Originally posted by darvlay
It's the poor immigrant who stares at crotches and "tidies up" the hair on vulva and ani all day (is that the right word, ani?).

'I pity the poor immigrant ... '

Originally posted by Nordlys
Vulvae and ani.

This sounds horrible (for both parts involved).

Sounds like archaic goddies.