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Somebody entertain me.

NOW

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Originally posted by darvlay
Somebody entertain me.

NOW
I just did!

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Fastest hands in Rhode Island.

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I tire of this clown! Bring me my next entertainer!

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No but I can run out and buy one right now. Did you get the flowers I sent you?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fastest hands...
That doesn't sound too good...

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Originally posted by darvlay
No but I can run out and buy one right now. Did you get the flowers I sent you?
You're bringing on the heartache!

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Net whars.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I tire of this clown! Bring me my next entertainer!
So, you hear the one about the midget and the priest, well the priest was..........

eh screw it, just go buy a porno and entertain yourself

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What would I do with a webcam anyway? Jerk off? That's kinda dull. It's not like I can squeeze my dirty pillows together and beat them with a rubber mallet.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
So, you hear the one about the midget and the priest, well the priest was..........

eh screw it, just go buy a porno and entertain yourself
I'll pay you $1000 dollars if you let me smash you in the nuts with a bouquet of roses.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'll pay you $1000 dollars if you let me smash you in the nuts with a bouquet of roses.
my nuts are way more valuable to me than $1000. Plus, you already sent the roses to CFT.

I could use the money though, you better have dollars and not your worthless canada money.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
my nuts are way more valuable to me than $1000. Plus, you already sent the roses to CFT.

I could use the money though, you better have dollars and not your worthless canada money.
I'll pay you a 1000 canada dollars to watch me eat a popsicle while you call me a fat pig.

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