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League of Men in Favor of Male Menstruation

League of Men in Favor of Male Menstruation

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Originally posted by Seitse
We could arrange that.

But only after I go through the menstruation activation surgery.

That way, the D.A. could push the jury and the judge from "6 months and community work" into "20 years to life".
oh no...uhn uhn. I ain't doin' time fer hittn' a chick😳

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If I join up, will I be absolved of all of my actions and given carte blanche to act like a raving lunatic for three or four days every month?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
If I join up, will I be absolved of all of my actions and given carte blanche to act like a raving lunatic for three or four days every month?
other than absolution, how is that different from your usual month?

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Originally posted by duecer
other than absolution, how is that different from your usual month?
It's not. I'm just in it for the absolution. I'm tired of being held accountable for my erratic behavior.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
If I join up, will I be absolved of all of my actions and given carte blanche to act like a raving lunatic for three or four days every month?
You, mate, are starting to grasp how revolutionary this idea is.

*golf clap*

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, you heard it here first.

A group of sensitive, progressive men has gathered in order to launch a campaign in favor of asking scientists to develop a way for us, males, to be physiologically capable of menstruating.

Women have suffered exclusively, for way too long time, the pains of the menstrual cycle. And all for what? To preserve the human speci ...[text shortened]... ust go back to the chores proper to my sex, like vacuuming, ironing, and dusting.

Yours,
-S-
All this expensive research is unnecessary when a method already exists. There are more than enough women who would be thrilled to make men bleed once a month. They'd just need to show up someplace for a monthly beating and we can call it good.

It's just a matter of logistics.

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Is that a Bob (Greatest Excuse For Skipping A University Class Ever) Ross avatar?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Is that a Bob (Greatest Excuse For Skipping A University Class Ever) Ross avatar?
It is a Bob (I could totally quit my job and paint for a living) Ross avatar.

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Originally posted by Mimor
All this expensive research is unnecessary when a method already exists. There are more than enough women who would be thrilled to make men bleed once a month. They'd just need to show up someplace for a monthly beating and we can call it good.

It's just a matter of logistics.
Too blunt.

Our movement aims at achieving the goal as peacefully, smoothly, and nicely as our beloved equals do it.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, you heard it here first.

A group of sensitive, progressive men has gathered in order to launch a campaign in favor of asking scientists to develop a way for us, males, to be physiologically capable of menstruating.

Women have suffered exclusively, for way too long time, the pains of the menstrual cycle. And all for what? To preserve the human speci ...[text shortened]... ust go back to the chores proper to my sex, like vacuuming, ironing, and dusting.

Yours,
-S-
Already there: User 57587

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Originally posted by Mimor
All this expensive research is unnecessary when a method already exists. There are more than enough women who would be thrilled to make men bleed once a month. They'd just need to show up someplace for a monthly beating and we can call it good.

It's just a matter of logistics.
Is that why many women seem to be in a permanent state of PMS?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Already there: User 57587
Of course he is our benchmark of a continuous state of me-me-me doomsday-esque PMS.

It's a hard way to the top, though.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, you heard it here first.

A group of sensitive, progressive men has gathered in order to launch a campaign in favor of asking scientists to develop a way for us, males, to be physiologically capable of menstruating.

Women have suffered exclusively, for way too long time, the pains of the menstrual cycle. And all for what? To preserve the human speci ...[text shortened]... ust go back to the chores proper to my sex, like vacuuming, ironing, and dusting.

Yours,
-S-
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Excuse me, I'm having a hot flash. πŸ™

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Excuse me, I'm having a hot flash. πŸ™
Would a bouquet of roses fix the grin in that cute little face?

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