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League of Men in Favor of Male Menstruation

League of Men in Favor of Male Menstruation

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Yes, you heard it here first.

A group of sensitive, progressive men has gathered in order to launch a campaign in favor of asking scientists to develop a way for us, males, to be physiologically capable of menstruating.

Women have suffered exclusively, for way too long time, the pains of the menstrual cycle. And all for what? To preserve the human species. We say: enough is enough. It is not enough to set quotas for female acceptance in schools or access to jobs. It is not enough to make special sports competitions so they can win a medal. It is not enough to amputate spontaneity for the higher goal of a politically correct cohabitation. It is not enough to read together such literary jewels as What to expect when you are expecting. It is not enough to dispose of our manhood just to make women feel better about themselves... we must also carry together the burden of menstruation!

Please get rid of your apron for a few minutes, ask permission from the missus, and come sign our petition. We will escalate this to the UN so they fund the necessary scientific research. When goals are achieved, those signing the petition will be the first ones to go through the surgical procedures necessary to start bleeding, sharp as a clock, every month. What a joy!

Last but not least, please know that by signing the petition you are also accepting to participate in our parading with banners in front of all the Hooters and strip clubs in the world in order to demand their closing.

Now, if you excuse me, I must go back to the chores proper to my sex, like vacuuming, ironing, and dusting.

Yours,
-S-

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Me and catfoodtim have participated in a scientific experiment regarding this very subject.

He was successful.

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questions: where are these guys proposing to bleed from? will they have to sacrifice their willies in the surgery? will a tampon for men be developed? perhaps it could be called the 'manpon'.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Me and catfoodtim have participated in a scientific experiment regarding this very subject.

He was successful.
Did it involve talking about childhood frustrations?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
questions: where are these guys proposing to bleed from? will they have to sacrifice their willies in the surgery? will a tampon for men be developed? perhaps it could be called the 'manpon'.
All those questions will be answered in due time.

Right now, there are some options for the blood source:

(a) Nose, as it already happens to some unfortunate men when subject to sun rays for a long period.

(b) Rectum, as it already happens to some unfortunate men who suffer from hemorrhoids.

(c) Penis, as it already happens to some unfortunate men who are professional boxers and get way too many punches in the kidney area.

Suggestions are welcome, though.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Did it involve talking about childhood frustrations?
It involved roses, lemonade and ponies.

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Originally posted by Palynka
It involved roses, lemonade and ponies.
Sounds like the sequel to Sex, Lies & Videotape.

Now, be so kind to get back on topic.

Would you like to show your commitment to the emancipation of women by bleeding a bit?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Sounds like the sequel to Sex, Lies & Videotape.

Now, be so kind to get back on topic.

Would you like to show your commitment to the emancipation of women by bleeding a bit?
Let me call the Evil Dead II producers and I'll get back to you.

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let's go all the way.

male pregnancy

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, you heard it here first.

A group of sensitive, progressive men has gathered in order to launch a campaign in favor of asking scientists to develop a way for us, males, to be physiologically capable of menstruating.

Women have suffered exclusively, for way too long time, the pains of the menstrual cycle. And all for what? To preserve the human speci ...[text shortened]... ust go back to the chores proper to my sex, like vacuuming, ironing, and dusting.

Yours,
-S-
I really need to punch you in the face right now😠😞

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Bloody Germans.

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Originally posted by Melanerpes
let's go all the way.

male pregnancy
Sorry, the League of Men in Favor of Male Menstruation is against male pregnancy.

Basically because it would level the playing field between men and women in case of custody battles over children. And we know that they keep them because they are the mums. And it should stay that way. We owe it to them for centuries of unjustified oppression.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Bloody Germans.
http://tinyurl.com/kmejd7

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Originally posted by duecer
I really need to punch you in the face right now😠😞
We could arrange that.

But only after I go through the menstruation activation surgery.

That way, the D.A. could push the jury and the judge from "6 months and community work" into "20 years to life".

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