Least active player

I got out of bed at 14:00. In the 6 hours since I have moved less than 5 metres!

I think I deserve the title of "Least Active Player"

i've been bdsm restrained for the last four days
i type this with my tongue

@rookie54 said
i've been bdsm restrained for the last four days
i type this with my tongue

@rookie54 said
i've been bdsm restrained for the last four days
i type this with my tongue

@diver

This must be Marsellus and Zed, before Bruce Willis takes a hand?

Don't recall any typing with a tongue?

@Wyn-Davies said
I got out of bed at 14:00.

@Wyn-Davies said
I got out of bed at 14:00. In the 6 hours since I have moved less than 5 metres!

I think I deserve the title of "Least Active Player"

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I was cryogenically frozen in 1962 and make all my moves telepathically.

@Ponderable said
And here I am thinking you are an actual Ghost.

How does it feel like to be deep frozen?

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
A tad on the chilly side.

@Kewpie said
But it's so cool.

@orangutan said
This clearly disqualifies you.
I'm still under the duvet here ...