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I need to give an office leaving speech tomorrow as I am leaving after two years and I don't know what to say. Any advice?

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Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish...

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Toodle Pip

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Get really drunk, and all will be revealed.

P-

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Over the last two years I've come to think of you as people I know.

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Originally posted by kody magic
Over the last two years I've come to think of you as people I know.
cut off the last two words.

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Originally posted by kody magic
Over the last two years I've come to think of you as people I know.
... of you as people I once met.

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Originally posted by rambo71
I need to give an office leaving speech tomorrow as I am leaving after two years and I don't know what to say. Any advice?
Phone in sick.

Problem solved.

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Originally posted by demonseed
... of you as people I once met.
Dwarfism

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Originally posted by rambo71
Any advice?
"ay caramba suckers"

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Have it start with "there once was a man from Nantuckett" ...

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Tell them they all smell and and that you will see them down the pub after they have washed 🙄🙄🙄