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Legitimate flirting or Tip strategies?

Legitimate flirting or Tip strategies?

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@beowulf said
Yes with me and No they don't flirt with other tables.
(Most other tables have been ugly or old so that is not an accurate stat)

That is my problem.

It's so obvious that people I am with notice it... regardless of who I am with.

I'm developing a theory of the "daddy syndrome"

Young women with "Daddy Issues"...

Possibly a book deal one day. 🤔

Possible Title...
The Gregarious Daddy 🤔
Whose money are you spending?

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@kevin-eleven said
Whose money are you spending?
Usually the misses but tonight I busted out the wallet as the waitress came over.

All for show. (but I really paid this time)

Me and the GF were laughing about how the waitress wouldn't be like this if she knew I was a bum.
So I paid.

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True story.

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Another theory I am working on is Pheromones.

I work out a lot and I had a cellmate who said I give off a "Musk"...
He found it gross which is understandable but women can't resist it.

Maybe we are animals after all 🤔

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Watson!!

Smell test!!

Bring the whores!!

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@rookie54 said
@Beowulf
flirting tips, from one good looking dude to another

1) if yer with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
2) if yer not with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
Tips from a man with great wisdom.

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@moonbus said
Do the waitresses who apparently flirt with you also flirt with other customers at other tables? What happens when you go to the same restaurant with a buddy instead of the missus -- do the waitresses still apparently flirt with you?
A scientist speaks.

Test for all possibilities, eliminate the wrong ones, what remains must be the truth.

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@Beowulf

Smokey tried to protect the residents of Nameless City from self-sniffing cretins like you, even while he was dying.

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@beowulf said
Watson!!

Smell test!!

Bring the whores!!
I suspect...

you are a man with limited powers of observation.

You accept positive reaction, and yet, you ignore the negative reaction.

Women talk. Women know.

You're not putting as much over on them as you think you are.

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I don't know guys and gals...

Something is definitely happening. 🤔

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@beowulf said
Another theory I am working on is Pheromones.

I work out a lot and I had a cellmate who said I give off a "Musk"...
He found it gross which is understandable but women can't resist it.

Maybe we are animals after all 🤔
Bum or not, you apparently have something these guys don't have...

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@Kilroy70

Hilarious 🤣

Everyone should watch that video 😂

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Dude 🤣

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@beowulf said
Yes with me and No they don't flirt with other tables.
(Most other tables have been ugly or old so that is not an accurate stat)

That is my problem.

It's so obvious that people I am with notice it... regardless of who I am with.

I'm developing a theory of the "daddy syndrome"

Young women with "Daddy Issues"...

Possibly a book deal one day. 🤔

Possible Title...
The Gregarious Daddy 🤔
Interesting. Does it work with other women than waitresses? I mean, if you were to apply for a job as a steward on a cruise ship, you could pick up an heiress instead of a waitress.

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@rookie54 said
@Beowulf
flirting tips, from one good looking dude to another

1) if yer with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
2) if yer not with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
That sounds boring.