Legitimate flirting or Tip strategies?

Me and the misses like to go out to restaurants that have outdoor seating and we both noticed I get a lot of smiles and winks from the lady servers.

So, legitimate flirting or tip strategies?

My misses case is based only on tip strategies.

My case is based on the fact that servers not serving our table have done this and I am a good looking dude and they have no idea I am a complete loser at life.

What say you?

Beowulf

Flirting or Tip strategies?

29% Flirting

57% Tips

14% Both

7 votes • Final results

Apparently I am in the dog house...

... again 🤷

@Beowulf

If you can afford to go out to a place where a tip would be expected, I don't think you should necessarily go all Duchamps with the gratuities, but somewhere from 15% to 25% would probably be about right for this year.

@Beowulf
flirting tips, from one good looking dude to another

1) if yer with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
2) if yer not with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus

@rookie54 said
@Beowulf
flirting tips, from one good looking dude to another

1) if yer with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus
2) if yer not with yer missus, ignore the flirts from those who aren't yer missus

@kevin-eleven said
@Beowulf

If you can afford to go out to a place where a tip would be expected, I don't think you should necessarily go all Duchamps with the gratuities, but somewhere from 15% to 25% would probably be about right for this year.

@beowulf said
I'm a huge tipper.

Always 20 percent or more.

Tonight I gave her 14 on a bill that was 51 dollars.

I'm guessing that's 28 percent? 🤔

@kevin-eleven said
When we have more, I think it's right to be considerate of people who have less.

@beowulf said
I'm on welfare with a criminal record and I can't get a job.

Those I tip have it way better than me.

Just clearing that up for ya 😉

edit... seriously good looking and gregarious.
Every social situation I enter I make better.
Probably a curse of some sort. 🤔

@kevin-eleven said
Well, I guess it would be rather unlikely for the RCMP to mow down without good cause a bunch of scruffy Canadian hippies wearing tie-dye, knit-wear, mercenary balaclavas, and night goggles in front of the posh restaurants you seem to favor with your custom.

Wishing you nice repasts and pleasant dreams.

@beowulf said
What in the bloody hell are you talking about? 🤷

@beowulf said
Me and the misses like to go out to restaurants that have outdoor seating and we both noticed I get a lot of smiles and winks from the lady servers.

So, legitimate flirting or tip strategies?

My misses case is based only on tip strategies.

My case is based on the fact that servers not serving our table have done this and I am a good looking dude and they have no idea I am a complete loser at life.

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@moonbus said
Do the waitresses who apparently flirt with you also flirt with other customers at other tables? What happens when you go to the same restaurant with a buddy instead of the missus -- do the waitresses still apparently flirt with you?

@kevin-eleven said
It was obviously a Dr. Zhivago reference with a Canadian spin.

Or so I thought.

RIP the Literates.

@moonbus

Please bear in mind they have no idea I am a complete loser in life.
I was blessed with classic good looks and a gregarious nature.
The gift of gab as they say...
I make people laugh.


If they knew I was a loser....oh dear 😔
The whole game is lost.