Post in this thread a short story about something that happened to you. The only rule is that the story must be true. I'll start it out with a story from today - nothing exciting, just something that happened.
I had a particularly rough day at work so upon leaving I thought to myself, "It's Saturday! I should pick up a bottle of vodka and head home to relax!"
So I pulled into the corner liquor store and went to the window. While I was waiting in line, a very drunk person was slurring his words trying to compliment the girl in front of me about her 'good looking body'. 😕
So, it was finally my turn to place my order and I told the guy behind the counter to give me a 5th of Smirnoff Blue (the "Blue" is 100 proof whereas the "Red" is only 80 proof). With that, the drunk behind me says, "Shu shud try Crystal. <hiccup> It's the smoothest vodka day make." <hiccup>
Hmmm... I'd never heard of Crystal vodka, so I mentioned it to the guy behind the counter. "Crystal Palace", he says.
"Gimmie a 5th of that, I'll try it!", I say. Then the drunk says, "Oh yeah, 5th is only 6 bucks.", and he corrects his fall to the left.
'6 bucks!?', I thought. Must be some really cheap crap! "Make that a PINT", I yelled to the clerk (I hate cheap booze).
"Dat's only 3 bucks", the drunk exclaims, "very good price fur the money. Plus guranteed NO HANGOVER!"
I look at him and he's having a difficult time standing, so I say, "Maybe you have a hangover but you don't know it?"
I can see by his distorted face that he is really confused now, and I'm starting to regret that I bought that damn cheap vodka even though I've never tasted it... 😳
Today I took my pet dog "po" for a walk up the woods, over the fields and back home via the beach.
in the woods he (po) chased squirels but could not clime the trees, although he ran half way up one tree
in the fields I hit po's blue ball with my golf club, he loves chassing the ball at great speed
on the way home I gave po a drink (not vodka) and I had a cool ice cream
it is now 20 past 11 pm in the UK and I am having a few brandys with po, well ok he is on shandys, we are reflecting on our fun day out.
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Originally posted by kellsyThat's pretty cool kellsy. Give yourself a non-subscription req by me! 🙂
Today I took my pet dog "po" for a walk up the woods, over the fields and back home via the beach.
in the woods he (po) chased squirels but could not clime the trees, although he ran half way up one tree
in the fields I hit po's blue ball with my golf club, he loves chassing the ball at great speed
on the way home I gave po a drink (not vodka) and ...[text shortened]... a few brandys with po, well ok he is on shandys, we are reflecting on our fun day out.
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Anyone else got any experiences to write about?
Originally posted by arrakisA few years ago a bunch of us went to Jasper to go skiing. The PLan was to ski all day Saturday and Half a day on Sunday. Well that Saturday was the coldest day of the year with the temp plummiting below 35 degrees celcius. So my buddy and I, along with a few Korean exchange students sat in our hotel room smoking copius amounts of ganja. Well 2 hours later with ALL of our senses dulled and blurred, we decided to go to the McDonalds with was just accross the street. The McDeal that day was double cheeseburgers. So me and Rob ordered two each. My mind was so messed up that when our rder arrived there were only 4 burgers on the tray, and for Some reason I thought we had ordered 8 cheese burgers. I started to panic and freak. I just grabbed our order and sat down trying not to be noticed. I'm pretty sure the manager who served us knew we were messed up, cause a short while later he came by and asked us how our meal was. I let Rob answer for me. The moral of this story is..Order your McDonals BEFORE you get really high, cause double cheeseburger doesn't mean 8 of them.
Post in this thread a short story about something that happened to you. The only rule is that the story must be true. I'll start it out with a story from today - nothing exciting, just something that happened.
I had a particularly rough day at work so upon leaving I thought to myself, "It's Saturday! I should pick up a bottle of vodka and head home to ...[text shortened]... starting to regret that I bought that damn cheap vodka even though I've never tasted it... 😳
Yesterday I was really killing to try to get the orange Monopoly. I offered someone some money for it, and he nearly did the deal before deciding to just roll and move on. Anyway, a few turns later I bought some houses and placed them on the orange monopoly that I DIDN'T OWN. (for some reason I thought I had them)
Nobody even noticed until someone landed on them and looked over at my property cards and the obvious missing one. I was quite embarassed.
Originally posted by CoconutARGGHH!!! 😲
Yesterday I was really killing to try to get the orange Monopoly. I offered someone some money for it, and he nearly did the deal before deciding to just roll and move on. Anyway, a few turns later I bought some houses and placed them on the orange monopoly that I DIDN'T OWN. (for some reason I thought I had them)
Nobody even noticed until someone landed ...[text shortened]... n them and looked over at my property cards and the obvious missing one. I was quite embarassed.
Originally posted by arrakisA drunk guy talked you into buying cheap vodka but still you felt smart when you confused him in the end. You must be proud.
Post in this thread a short story about something that happened to you. The only rule is that the story must be true. I'll start it out with a story from today - nothing exciting, just something that happened.
I had a particularly rough day at work so upon leaving I thought to myself, "It's Saturday! I should pick up a bottle of vodka and head home to ...[text shortened]... starting to regret that I bought that damn cheap vodka even though I've never tasted it... 😳
Originally posted by PalynkaWow! Nothing like showing the entire world your ignorance is there!? Or do I need to spell it out REAL SLOW for your feeble mentality?
A drunk guy talked you into buying cheap vodka but still you felt smart when you confused him in the end. You must be proud.
*I* never said anything about how I felt in that story... Nor was there any implication of my feelings... YOU said, "but still you felt smart when you confused him in the end." So how is it that you know how I felt? Are you psychic? Are you God? Truth of the matter is that you must be carrying a lot of baggage and it affects your thinking!
So how do you FEEL about that, jerkoff!? 😛
Originally posted by arrakisGood.
Wow! Nothing like showing the entire world your ignorance is there!? Or do I need to spell it out REAL SLOW for your feeble mentality?
*I* never said anything about how I felt in that story... Nor was there any implication of my feelings... YOU said, "but still you felt smart when you confused him in the end." So how is it that you know how I felt? Are ...[text shortened]... a lot of baggage and it affects your thinking!
So how do you FEEL about that, jerkoff!? 😛
You were so proud of it, that you've decided to post this thread. Otherwise the story is completely uninteresting.
Originally posted by jimslyp69I thought it was an entertaining story.
Yeah, I'd contact Russ if I were you Arrakis. Some of the text is missing from your post. Ye know, the interesting ending.
If I had a moderately interesting story to post, I would, but I have holidays right now... the most interesting thing I can offer today is eating ice cream... and taking pistures for the rhp beauty thing 😀