let's insult each other...

Originally posted by Chakan
Do us a favor and become another suicide statistic.

You do to my ears what menstruation blood does to my taste buds.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
If you had another brain cell, you'd be an half-wit.

Seemingly there are 4 sorts of orgasms:
A religious one: "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"
A positive one: "Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes..."
A negative one: "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no..."
And a fake one: "Ohhhh...Dr. Strangelove..."

Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
If you listen really hard, you can hear the sound of nobody giving a sh1t.

You are like a wart on my frenulum.

Originally posted by shavixmir
You do to my ears what menstruation blood does to my taste buds.

clog them?

Originally posted by shavixmir
You do to my ears what menstruation blood does to my taste buds.

Jeeee-zus!

Originally posted by shavixmir
Your personality lingers like a fart in a space suit.

maybe so. still better than no personality at all...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Seemingly there are 4 sorts of orgasms:
A religious one: "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"
A positive one: "Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes..."
A negative one: "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no..."
And a fake one: "Ohhhh...Dr. Strangelove..."

And a fake one: "Ohhhh...Dr. Strangelove...


Ah, that explains it. I was wonderin' about that.

Originally posted by Crowley
Jeeee-zus!

Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity, an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Originally posted by Palynka
Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity, an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

go fire off some knuckle children

Originally posted by shavixmir
You do to my ears what menstruation blood does to my taste buds.

Dude! I'm eating here!

Originally posted by shavixmir
Seemingly there are 4 sorts of orgasms:
A religious one: "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"
A positive one: "Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes..."
A negative one: "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no..."
And a fake one: "Ohhhh...Dr. Strangelove..."

I like the way you say seemingly. As if you don't know.😵

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like the way you say [b]seemingly. As if you don't know.😵[/b]

See...this would have been funny if it had been your first reaction. But seeing as you obviously read it, posted something and scurried away to worry about your bed-skills; taking 2 hours to come up with a good put-down, I'm afraid it just makes you look pathetic.

But don't worry, practice makes perfect (in bed and in put-downs)

Originally posted by Palynka
Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity, an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Bowmann? 🙂

Originally posted by shavixmir
....it just makes you look pathetic.

But don't worry, practice makes perfect..

Yeah, I see you're pretty good at it. haha.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Yeah, I see you're pretty good at it. haha.

I'm a great shag, I'll have you know.