Let's post excuses for our bad playing. :)

Originally posted by Heavyhitter19
Blitz00 how can you say you play chess? Read my other reply to you, all I've got to say to you is one word.....LOSER

Originally posted by Heavyhitter19
Blitz00 how can you say you play chess? Read my other reply to you, all I've got to say to you is one word.....LOSER

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I just like quoting you for no reason.

I was studying the game intently when overheard in the background was this voice that said, it's ok to put the queen on a4, don't worry about that silly little rook right beside that square, he wouldn't dare use it to take your queen and put you in mate.

And the voices kept getting louder and louder. how could i possibly ignore them!

SOOooo old - get a thought for a move, and have to do it quickly, - before I forget it!!

Originally posted by Heavyhitter19
Blitz00 how can you say you play chess? Read my other reply to you, all I've got to say to you is one word.....LOSER

I did not lose. The other player hacked my game and played a loseing move. Time expired before I played the winning move.

I lose because I am not good enough

Well now I have just resigned, I can post the game...

gameid=1266490

From a clear winning position, I came in and my wife put my tea on my knee as I was logging on. Made the last two moves without even looking at the position (my thought process = get king to the center) and it's all over.

Hmmmph

Okay... I guess that I should NEVER-EVER AGAIN try to make moves from my office <sigh>

So tell us... What's YOUR excuse!?[/b]

Originally posted by sonhouse
In that order? I once tried to play three simul, while having taken
a hit of acid in Bankok a few decades ago, boards were moving
all over the place, still won though.