Tonight...
I've drunk:
2 pints of Guiness
1 bottle of Grolsch
And I'm drinking 1 bottle of Grolsch now.
Other alcoholic beverages include (but not exclusively): 1.5 bottles of rose.
This is, roughly speaking, 13 units of alcohol.
I drink once a week nowadays (my sleep therapist goes mad if I drink any more), but I feel obliged, that when I drink, to drink to drunky instead of drink to drinky.
Anyways...
guiness is the king of beers. But that's besides the point I wish to make.
"So, pray tell Shavi, what is the point you wish to make here then?"
Yes. Well, after 13 units of alcohol, it is pretty difficult to make any point at all, but I sincerely think I should be applauded for trying...
My point is:
As such:
In the way of:
As by writing in:
My 13 units of alcohol cost me roughly 2 euros per unit. That's 26 euros. Not true! My bottle of Rose during the meal cost twice as much as a normal unit (I prefer good wine), so we're talking about 35 euros of booze in me at this moment in time.
There's a small chance of a minor hangover tomorrow...
Right.
Clear.
Cut.
Penetration.
And seriously, I don't know why I just said penetration, but after 5 weeks of no sex, it's seemingly engraved on my mind...
So:
35 euros (I'm ever so sorry about taking so long to make my point, but believe me, it's a greater pain to me than to you, because I'm watching "The fellowship of the ring" and the other 2 LOTR's films this weekend, and I really don't have time to spare), 4500 calories (the equivallent of 10 hours of cycling) and a chance of a hangover...
and I didn't get laid.
But, for 5 euros I could have bought top quality afghaan, broken up 1/12th's of it, swallowed it and got a better high than what I now have.
I would have swallowed ZERO calories, It would have cost me next to nothing and I would have run absolutely NO RISK AT BLOODY ALL of a hangover....
But there's a small problem with Afghaan. It's the resin of marijuana and is illegal.
So, we have a situation in which that which is illegal is better for me financially, better for me physically and better for me 'as a state of mind' and that which is legal costs tons of money, destroys my diet and has a reasonable chance of making me ill.
What do you think about that then?
The next time I wish to abuse my state of mind, would I be better of using the Afghaan or drinking the beer and rose?
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Yes! Well done, that is a question and not a point!
But if we are to distil (excuse the god-awful pun, but I did spend 45 minutes thinking it up) a point from the above story, surely it would be:
Not everything which is against the rules is necessarily bad!
Just thought I'd make it, that's all!
😉
xxx
Originally posted by shavixmirgot an idea, bring it all to the party and we'll have a decision made there
Tonight...
I've drunk:
2 pints of Guiness
1 bottle of Grolsch
And I'm drinking 1 bottle of Grolsch now.
Other alcoholic beverages include (but not exclusively): 1.5 bottles of rose.
This is, roughly speaking, 13 units of alcohol.
I drink once a week nowadays (my sleep therapist goes mad if I drink any more), but I feel obliged, that whe ...[text shortened]... gainst the rules is necessarily bad!
Just thought I'd make it, that's all!
😉
xxx[/b]
Originally posted by shavixmirSorry Mark, but this is by far the most interesting point.
and I didn't get laid.
Let's make it multiple choice:
Why didn't you get laid?
a) because I have no girlfriend and the girls weren't interested in me when I went out
b) because I don't have a girlfriend and I didn't actually go out of my flat either
c) My sleep therapist forbade (forbid?) me to have sex
d) I have a girlfriend but she hates me
e) I have a girlfriend but she's not there right now
f) none of the above (please specify)
Answer that and I might be able to help you 😀
Originally posted by angie88Sweet jesus...out of everything I wrote, that's the point you pick up???
Sorry Mark, but this is by far the most interesting point.
Let's make it multiple choice:
Why didn't you get laid?
a) because I have no girlfriend and the girls weren't interested in me when I went out
b) because I don't have a girlfriend and I didn't actually go out of my flat either
c) My sleep therapist forbade (forbid?) me to have sex
d) I hav ...[text shortened]... ght now
f) none of the above (please specify)
Answer that and I might be able to help you 😀
The anwer is obviously F: I'm pig ugly and most people would rather shoot me than kiss me.
Originally posted by shavixmirnot so negative, it's all about self esteem, blablabla... God, I'd so like to be drunk now, but I decided that tomorrow I'd get drunk double for that, as I don'twanna be hungover at my party.
Sweet jesus...out of everything I wrote, that's the point you pick up???
The anwer is obviously F: I'm pig ugly and most people would rather shoot me than kiss me.
And yeah, I had to pick that point... I just turned 17, what do you expect?
So what happened to your gf?
Originally posted by angie88I killed her.
not so negative, it's all about self esteem, blablabla... God, I'd so like to be drunk now, but I decided that tomorrow I'd get drunk double for that, as I don'twanna be hungover at my party.
And yeah, I had to pick that point... I just turned 17, what do you expect?
So what happened to your gf?
I got a catapult and shot her into the atlantic.
Originally posted by shavixmir🙄🙄🙄
I killed her.
I got a catapult and shot her into the atlantic.
It was the satanistic thing where you tried to scare those religeous people who were knocking on doors by sitting on the couck half naked with 666 painted across your chest that did it, I'm sure.
Originally posted by elohiym chananI certainly would not send anyone anything illegal.
How about I send you the money and we'll split some. You have to promise to mail my share!
Should you wish to frequent Holland, I can put you up for a night and take you to the best places in town though...
Originally posted by shavixmirMore the fool you then. 😛
Tonight...
I've drunk:
2 pints of Guiness
1 bottle of Grolsch
And I'm drinking 1 bottle of Grolsch now.
Other alcoholic beverages include (but not exclusively): 1.5 bottles of rose.
This is, roughly speaking, 13 units of alcohol.
I drink once a week nowadays (my sleep therapist goes mad if I drink any more), but I feel obliged, that whe ...[text shortened]... gainst the rules is necessarily bad!
Just thought I'd make it, that's all!
😉
xxx[/b]