I'M NOT ON ABOUT DINOSAURS YOU DUNCE!!!
Right. Let's get one or two things straight right here and now:
1. I'm not a homosexual.
2. My lusting after Johnny Depp is coincidence
3......
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Right...
But isn't Marc Bolan just peachy?
I mean...isn't he, for a male, just completely sex on legs???
Let's look at album titles. ANYBODY (except Zappa and Waits fans) who can think of a more classic title for an album than: My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows deserves a good foot massage!
Let's look at T-rex's lyrics (lyrics which Metalicrap should take heed of, because they are so far superior to anything they've ever made themselves):
Well you can terraplane
in the fallin rain
I drive a Rolls Royce
cause it`s good for my voice
and:
I was dancing when I was twelve
I was dancing when I was aaah
I danced myself right out the womb
Is it strange to dance so soon
I danced myself right out the womb
Let's look at album titles. ANYBODY (except fans of: The wild, the innocent and the E-street shuffle album) who can think of a more tittalising album title than: "Zinc Alloy And The Hidden Riders Of Tomorrow Or A Creamed Cage In August" deserves a great rimming!
Okay, let's look at some more lyrics!
Golden Nose Slim Golden Nose Slim
I know's where you' ve bin
Purple Pie Pete Purple Pie Pete
Your lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat
and
Just like a car
You're pleasing to behold
I'll call you Jaguar
If I may be so bold
I know, I know, I know, I know....
I've convinced you all!!!!
One more album title for you: "Prophets, Seers And Sages The Angels Of The Ages"
And one more set of lyrics:
Well she's my woman of gold
And she's not very old u-huh-huh
Well she's my woman of gold
And she's not very old u-huh-huh
I don't mean to be bold
But may I hold your hand
Well she ain't no witch
And I love the way she twitch u-huh-huh
Well she ain't no witch
And I love the way she twitch u-huh-huh
I'm a labourer of love
In my Persian gloves u-huh-huh
Well she's faster than most
And she lives on the coast u-huh-huh
Well she's faster than most
And she lives on the coast u-huh-huh
I'm her two-penny prince
And I give her hot love huh-huh
Well she ain't no witch
And I love the way she twitch u-huh-huh
Well she ain't no witch
And I love the way she twitch u-huh-huh
I'm her two-penny prince
And I give her hot love a-haa
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Originally posted by shavixmirFirst stage is denial.
I'M NOT ON ABOUT DINOSAURS YOU DUNCE!!!
Right. Let's get one or two things straight right here and now:
1. I'm not a homosexual.
2. My lusting after Johnny Depp is coincidence
3......
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
Right...
But isn't Marc Bolan just peachy?
I mean...isn't he, for a male, just compl ...[text shortened]... la la, la la la la
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Originally posted by shavixmir?
I'M NOT ON ABOUT DINOSAURS YOU DUNCE!!!
Right. Let's get one or two things straight right here and now:
1. I'm not a homosexual.
2. My lusting after Johnny Depp is coincidence
3......
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
Right...
But isn't Marc Bolan just peachy?
I mean...isn't he, for a male, just compl ...[text shortened]... la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la
La la la, la la la la [/i]
Originally posted by Shanshu311and yet...after listening to Metalicrap CD's you still buy them...
Well, I don't like to buy a CD unless I've heard at least one of the songs on the disc...but that's just my crazy thinking!
🙂
I seriously think you should expand your horizons and take dip in the deep end for once!
Originally posted by shavixmirPsst! Come closer, I want to share a secret with you.....you listening? Ok, cool. Here is the secret: I listen to LOTS of different kinds of music, not just Metallica.
and yet...after listening to Metalicrap CD's you still buy them...
I seriously think you should expand your horizons and take dip in the deep end for once!