Let's teach the kids...

darvlay

General

26 Jun 06 14:54

Moldy Crow

Your Eminence

Scunthorpe

Joined: 16 Dec 04
Moves: 13395

26 Jun 06 15:12

Originally posted by darvlay
You're an embarrassment to this program, Mr. Crow. I hope you get sodomized with a menora until your eyes spin like dreidels.

Again?

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

26 Jun 06 15:13

Originally posted by darvlay
I mean, tell us your qualifications...

XanthosNZ, MoB Esq.

-12 years experience with Windows 2000
-17 years experence with a keyboard
-6 months experience with a mouse
-Could apply myself more

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

26 Jun 06 15:15

Upon first galnce, it appears we still need people in the areas of promiscuity, blasphemy and hedonism.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

26 Jun 06 15:15

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
XanthosNZ, MoB Esq.

-12 years experience with Windows 2000
-17 years experence with a keyboard
-6 months experience with a mouse
-Could apply myself more

If you were Captain of the Under 15 football squad, I might consider you.

mokko

Sinner

Where I belong

Joined: 23 Apr 05
Moves: 22384

26 Jun 06 15:16

Originally posted by darvlay
Upon first galnce, it appears we still need people in the areas of promiscuity, blasphemy and hedonism.

You called? 😀

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

26 Jun 06 15:17

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
-17 years experence with a keyboard

I see why you call those years negative.

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

26 Jun 06 15:18

Originally posted by darvlay
If you were Captain of the Under 15 football squad, I might consider you.

Two seasons running.

Lolette

5. f3

Joined: 03 Mar 06
Moves: 5227

26 Jun 06 15:19

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

26 Jun 06 15:23

Originally posted by Nordlys
I see why you call those years negative.

¼ NSR

Bowmann
etc. etc.

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

26 Jun 06 15:26

Originally posted by Nordlys
I see why you call those years negative.

Hey Lady, shut it.

UmbrageOfSnow

All Bark, No Bite

Playing percussion

Joined: 13 Jul 05
Moves: 13279

26 Jun 06 15:52

Originally posted by darvlay
Upon first galnce, it appears we still need people in the areas of promiscuity, blasphemy and hedonism.

I can be your gd* professor of blasphemy. I already have a few courses planned out:
Blasphemy Appreciation: The DaVinci Code and other works
History of Blasphemy and Herasy(a.k.a. History of Intelligent Individuals)
Blasphemy Theory and Practice: How to abuse diplomatic immunity at the Vatican
Advanced Blasphemy: Earning your death sentance

*gd is an abbreviation for an excellent phrase which combines both blasphemy and profanity. Not quite as good as cf, but still nice.

Moldy Crow

Your Eminence

Scunthorpe

Joined: 16 Dec 04
Moves: 13395

26 Jun 06 15:56

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I can be your gd* professor of blasphemy. I already have a few courses planned out:
Blasphemy Appreciation: The DaVinci Code and other works
History of Blasphemy and Herasy(a.k.a. History of Intelligent Individuals)
Blasphemy Theory and Practice: How to abuse diplomatic immunity at the Vatican
Advanced Blasphemy: Earning your death sentance

*gd ...[text shortened]... nt phrase which combines both blasphemy and profanity. Not quite as good as cf, but still nice.

Have you done anything in the area of Desicration of Holy Objects/Places? That topic's always fascinated me.

masscat

Joined: 25 Sep 04
Moves: 1779

26 Jun 06 16:11

I can be in charge of Porcelin Control.

abejnood

Joined: 01 Jul 04
Moves: 19412

26 Jun 06 16:14

What about me?

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

26 Jun 06 16:16

Originally posted by abejnood
What about me?

You can be a student.