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The RHP Youth Education Program is now underway. Please apply here for a position as an instructor. Let us know your area of expertise.
Darvin Q. Lay
Principal
Head of the Department of Creative and Efficient Pot Smoking
Professional Consultant for the Department of Prolific Profanity
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Originally posted by darvlayStarrman
The RHP Youth Education Program is now underway. Please apply here for a position as an instructor. Let us know your area of expertise.
Darvin Q. Lay
Principal
Head of the Department of Creative and Efficient Pot Smoking
Professional Consultant for the Department of Prolific Profanity
Several years' experience of coveting, stealing, swearing, envying, greed, lust, sodomy, narcotics, masturbation, self harm, mockery, apathy and charm.
I also come free with a lifetime's supply of smarm
EDIT: I am also an evil atheist with a penchant for arrogance.
Originally posted by darvlayDear Mr Lay-
The RHP Youth Education Program is now underway. Please apply here for a position as an instructor. Let us know your area of expertise.
Darvin Q. Lay
Principal
Head of the Department of Creative and Efficient Pot Smoking
Professional Consultant for the Department of Prolific Profanity
I have failed as a parent. My oldest daughter will have nothing to do with addiction. I had hope when she turned 21 and would have wine with a meal, but she stops at 1 glass. She's in a monogamous relationship of 3 years with a really nice guy.
My oldest son has turned 18, and he regected my attempts to teach him about beer bongs and shot-gunning spleefs. (I suspect he doesn't really do pot at all. I never see him light up and he stays away from the heavy party scene.) He respects himself and won't whore around. He's even gotten a full time job, moved out of the house into an apartment, and flat out refused to sponge off me and his mother. He insists on "making his own way". God knows I tried with them. I never took them to church. I drank in front of them. I occassionally used foul language around them. I taught them about sex, birth control, and never shielded them from the facts of life. I even allowed gay people to come into my house and treated them like human beings in front of my kids!
I do have a nine year old. Seeing as I have to write off the other two, what can I do to warp her in the right direction?
Signed- Godless Corupting Heathen
Originally posted by Moldy CrowYou're an embarrassment to this program, Mr. Crow. I hope you get sodomized with a menora until your eyes spin like dreidels.
Dear Mr Lay-
I have failed as a parent. My oldest daughter will have nothing to do with addiction. I had hope when she turned 21 and would have wine with a meal, but she stops at 1 glass. She's in a monogamous relationship of 3 years with a really nice guy.
My oldest son has turned 18, and he regected my attempts to teach him about beer bongs and sho ...[text shortened]... wo, what can I do to warp her in the right direction?
Signed- Godless Corupting Heathen