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Letters to Santa Claus



Dear Santa,


You know, 365 days seems to be a long wait from one Christmas to the next. So lately I've been thinking about time. As I read it, time is real and integral to a profound yet simple continuum. Eternity is non-linear, constant and infinite. Time is a linear, finite and fleeting vapor trail. Please stay with me on this and imagine the following sketch as a feeble attempt at language of accommodation, partially enveloping and definitely off page three-dimensional. Just a meaningful more than whimsical point of view from one boy's window...



Eternity Past) ------------------------------------------------ [human history] ------------------------------------------------ (Eternity Future



Anyway, wishing for a ream of 'three-dimensional paper' this December. It's the only toy on my list. Got plenty of clothes. I haven't been a particularly good boy this past year, especially on the general forum. Toll House cookies and milk will be waiting as usual. Thanks.



-Boston Lad


Dear Santa,

I don't want anything for myself, but please drop a hand grenade down Grampy Poopy's chimney. Perhaps you could also get your reindeer to poop inside his house, so he can get a taste of his own medicine.

PS: If you could trash his computer, i'm sure GF could organise a year's supply of milk and choc-coated tim-tams for you and your entire complement of elves.

Blackamp


Originally posted by Blackamp
Dear Santa,

I don't want anything for myself, but please drop a hand grenade down Grampy Poopy's chimney. Perhaps you could also get your reindeer to poop inside his house, so he can get a taste of his own medicine.

PS: If you could trash his computer, i'm sure GF could organise a year's supply of milk and choc-coated tim-tams for you and your entire complement of elves.

Blackamp
I've actually alerted this thread. I asked the Mods to please ask GB to stop spamming the forum.

This is his 9th thread on page one, and he's pushing out other threads from people who have equal right to post here. Just because he's a troll, and is here all the time, he is preventing normal users from having their threads seen by normal "passer by" users.

A prime example...

http://www.playtheimmortalgame.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=117752&page=1

This guy is asking for help in an appropriate manner, buy Shmucko Bobby has bump the thread down to nearly off page 1. This type of behaviour is narsistic, vain, and an adult should know better.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I've actually alerted this thread. I asked the Mods to please ask GB to stop spamming the forum.

This is his 9th thread on page one, and he's pushing out other threads from people who have equal right to post here. Just because he's a troll, and is here all the time, he is preventing normal users from having their threads seen by normal "passer b ...[text shortened]... rly off page 1. This type of behaviour is narsistic, vain, and an adult should know better.
What's your point?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I've actually alerted this thread. I asked the Mods to please ask GB to stop spamming the forum.

This is his 9th thread on page one, and he's pushing out other threads from people who have equal right to post here. Just because he's a troll, and is here all the time, he is preventing normal users from having their threads seen by normal "passer b rly off page 1. This type of behaviour is narsistic, vain, and an adult should know better.
Any member/subscriber's threads which are ignored typically disappear

within 24 to 36 hours. Doubt RHP TOS prohibits any interesting threads.



-gb

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Exactly.


Guys, if Booby irritates you, I can't help you.

If his threads irritate you, please start some other interesting threads and move his off page 1. It's the natural order of a forum.
If a user keeps bumping his vitriolic threads TO page 1, then it may be considered spamming.

At the moment his threads are merely an utter bore, but he isn't strictly speaking breaking any rules.


I always find it humorous that those whe argue loudest for their right to post the profane, inane, untoward, unsavory, and inappropriate are the first to complain about another users postings.

Get over yourselves. If you think you are that much more interesting that GB, you are probably mistaken.


Originally posted by Red Night
I always find it humorous that those whe argue loudest for their right to post the profane, inane, untoward, unsavory, and inappropriate are the first to complain about another users postings.

Get over yourselves. If you think you are that much more interesting that GB, you are probably mistaken.
Why is everyone so jealous here. Everyone seems to want to place a flag on the forums like they own it. Far as I know Russ is the owner. I haven't seen him complain about Grampy Bobby. He excepted his check. I don't see a problem. Like Crowley said everyone has a right to start a thread. One mans trash is another mans treasure.


You guys just like to complain. I bet most of you jumped up and down on the beds and cried until you got your way as childeren. Same trend in most of you today.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I always find it humorous that those whe argue loudest for their right to post the profane, inane, untoward, unsavory, and inappropriate are the first to complain about another users postings.

Get over yourselves. If you think you are that much more interesting that GB, you are probably mistaken.
Rec'd.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Why is everyone so jealous here. Everyone seems to want to place a flag on the forums like they own it. Far as I know Russ is the owner. I haven't seen him complain about Grampy Bobby. He excepted his check. I don't see a problem. Like Crowley said everyone has a right to start a thread. One mans trash is another mans treasure.


You guys just like ...[text shortened]... wn on the beds and cried until you got your way as childeren. Same trend in most of you today.
Rec'd.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Exactly.


Guys, if Booby irritates you, I can't help you.

If his threads irritate you, please start some other interesting threads and move his off page 1. It's the natural order of a forum.
If a user keeps bumping his vitriolic threads TO page 1, then it may be considered spamming.

At the moment his threads are merely an utter bore, but he isn't strictly speaking breaking any rules.
Thanks for your clear objectivity, Crowley. Way I see it is that immature guys live confused, fragmented and unhappy lives.

When their flimsy emotional shirts get untucked and their cerebral flys are open and their hypersensitive internet johnsons

are showing, they invariably tend to lash out at relaxed/happy RHP Members. Appreciate the peacekeeping work you do.



-gb

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I want GB to come to my house dressed as Santa.

That is my only wish.

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If GB turns up on Half life 2, i'm going to hunt him down, and gaviton a buzz saw blade through his temple.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I want GB to come to my house dressed as Santa.

That is my only wish.
Would please me to be able to do so (preferably in comfy street clothes) to watch over,

read, laugh with your children while you and your wife partied across town or next door.