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Okay, so here's the idea; you present a concept, object or desire etc. that you seriously want and then you offer up something from your life (concept, object, desire etc.) in exchange. Others can then bid for the aformentioned item should they want it, or discuss whether the offering balances against the desire.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Okay, so here's the idea; you present a concept, object or desire etc. that you seriously want and then you offer up something from your life (concept, object, desire etc.) in exchange. Others can then bid for the aformentioned item should they want it, or discuss whether the offering balances against the desire.
I want a cello, I will give a harmonica (key G).

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Is this like swap shop ?


I want a harmonica C, and i have a smelly sock i found under the bed.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I want a cello, I will give a harmonica (key G).

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Hmm, I thbik the idea was teh give should be something more persinnl like a finger/memory.emotion/ability, but to be honest I've been imbibing alcohol so it's not so clear to em ano more.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Is this like swap shop ?


I want a harmonica C, and i have a smelly sock i found under the bed.
I dshould have nwon none of you could follow a simpel concept. I even tried really hard for a couple aof minutes to typeo it correctly.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I dshould have nwon none of you could follow a simpel concept. I even tried really hard for a couple aof minutes to typeo it correctly.
I loved that smelly sock.


No, i mean it, i literally loved that sock. . .Lets just say i couldn't sell it on ebay 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I loved that smelly sock.


No, i mean it, i literally loved that sock. . .Lets just say i couldn't sell it on ebay 😛
I'm not sure an en-climaxed sock counts as a decent swap for a harmnonica, in C od otehrwiase

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'm not sure an en-climaxed sock counts as a decent swap for a harmnonica, in C od otehrwiase
How about a smelly G string ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
How about a smelly G string ?
Nope.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'm not sure an en-climaxed sock counts as a decent swap for a harmnonica, in C od otehrwiase
Maybe if it's a smelly harmnonica?

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When I saw the thread title, I was hoping that we were going to be entertaining the idea of auctioning a life 😛 I was hoping that it would be binding, too 😴 Ah well, I'd live for peace on earth... 😀

Considering what a gamble just getting by in these fractured times is turning out to be, simply living what we believe is becoming a rare and valuable commodity 😵

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Originally posted by widget
When I saw the thread title, I was hoping that we were going to be entertaining the idea of auctioning a life 😛 I was hoping that it would be binding, too 😴 Ah well, I'd live for peace on earth... 😀

Considering what a gamble just getting by in these fractured times is turning out to be, simply living what we believe is becoming a rare and valuable commodity 😵
Your wimen. . .how much for the wimen?

I want to buy your wimen.

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Originally posted by widget
When I saw the thread title, I was hoping that we were going to be entertaining the idea of auctioning a life 😛 I was hoping that it would be binding, too 😴 Ah well, I'd live for peace on earth... 😀

Considering what a gamble just getting by in these fractured times is turning out to be, simply living what we believe is becoming a rare and valuable commodity 😵
That's not too far off the original concept. I was hoping that people mufght step up to the plate, but I have to ask, since it is already on the table; how much for the wimen?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Your wimen. . .how much for the wimen?

I want to buy your wimen.
That's exactly the kind of idle remark that gives credence to the lies we call our lives, Huck 😞

Treating each other like commodities that can be bought and sold is taking a giant step towards devaluing human-life and trading lives off for profit 🙄

😕 Some of the worst "joke"s are sad expressions of our pent-up frustrations and hostilities

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Originally posted by widget
That's exactly the kind of idle remark that gives credence to the lies we call our lives, Huck 😞

Treating each other like commodities that can be bought and sold is taking a giant step towards devaluing human-life and trading lives off for profit 🙄

😕 Some of the worst "joke"s are sad expressions of our pent-up frustrations and hostilities
I can see you're clearly a master negotiator, but these small time tactics will not wash with me, get to the crunch and tell us your price!