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Have: 1 conscience. Will trade for: Astounding worldly riches.

Have: 1 soul. Will trade for: World domination.

Have: 2 go now...

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Will trade my "guilt", in nearly new condition, rarely used.

In exchange I would like a sexy, uninhibited, but discreet mistress.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
hummina hummina hummina 😛
Why are you having sex with that Faith Whale's ear? That's really gross.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I want some lyrics put to music. I donate a previous avatar idea.

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You're still here? I thought I had got away with that via your absence...

I'll work on it this Sunday.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Why are you having sex with that Faith Whale's ear? That's really gross.
Hooooowwwwwwl....

I'll trade my sarcasm and pent-up aggression for the ability to touch my toes.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hooooowwwwwwl....

I'll trade my sarcasm and pent-up aggression for the ability to touch my toes.
You can't touch your toes? What are you, a faith whale?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You can't touch your toes? What are you, a faith whale?
Take it whale. . .take it 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Take it whale. . .take it 😛
Now THAT'S some flavour in your ear! 😵