Go back
life crisis issue

life crisis issue

General

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down
-4

i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Try not to die.

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice
Don’t tempt fate.

Clock
1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice
join my clan and put some sizzle in your life.....but the brut aftershave has got to go

I've been trying to recruit you for years

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

the terms of my parole only allow me to be within fifty feet of my own clan

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down
-1
Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice
Go on a camping holiday.
Its paying money to live like a homeless person.

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down
-1

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice
try moving in with your buddy Seitse
the sex would be fantastic

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @lemondrop
try moving in with your buddy Seitse
the sex would be fantastic
You would know or just fantasizing?

Clock
1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

I recommend joining a community like this one:

https://www.ocso.org

Their doctrine is complete rubbish, of course, but they'll definitely cure you of your attachment to things like french cuffs and sugary cereals.

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
Go on a camping holiday.
Its paying money to live like a homeless person.
Glamping w/ the freaks. Sounds like the tech barons at burning man.

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @moonbus
I recommend joining a community like this one:

https://www.ocso.org

Their doctrine is complete rubbish, of course, but they'll definitely cure you of your attachment to things like french cuffs and sugary cereals.
Do the boys/men have to part their hair in the middle to join?

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

*Looks at thread title*
*Looks at the other threads*

...yes. Yes, you do.

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
i was thinking that i should try the life of a homeless person as i find i see no empathy when i look into the mirror yet i cannot see giving up my french cuff shirt, penny loafers and bottle of brut aftershave.

any advice or pity or pitiful advice
Stop using the brut, grow a beard and call yourself a "Beard-O"

Clock
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by @mister-moggy
the terms of my parole only allow me to be within fifty feet of my own clan
Do what?
You mean 15 metres surely.

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.