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Life is NOT a videogame

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Indeed, I just discovered (the hard way) that I cannot kill people indiscriminately in the streets, take anybody's car, and restart the mission when I get shot or caught by the police.

From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse

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Originally posted by Seitse
Indeed, I just discovered (the hard way) that I cannot kill people indiscriminately in the streets, take anybody's car, and restart the mission when I get shot or caught by the police.

From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse
Did you find a "protector" yet? Better hurry.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Indeed, I just discovered (the hard way) that I cannot kill people indiscriminately in the streets, take anybody's car, and restart the mission when I get shot or caught by the police.

From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse
Nothing wong with it Seitse if you have the brains to steal a real fast car giving you are a really good driver.

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Originally posted by Seitse
From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse
In another thread you expressed concern about being a virgin....well worry no more. 😳

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
In another thread you expressed concern about being a virgin....well worry no more. 😳
in finnish prison you have vacations and can work/study outside. even in university, if that's what rocks your boat. which is free of course. -the downside is you have to commit to urine testing. what a drag. are there no limits to the oppression by the Man!?



it's a tad different deal from the u.s.

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Originally posted by wormwood
in finnish prison you have vacations and can work/study outside. even in university, if that's what rocks your boat. which is free of course. -the downside is you have to commit to urine testing. what a drag. are there no limits to the oppression by the Man!?



it's a tad different deal from the u.s.
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And I quote here, Herra:


FINNISH BILL OF RIGHTS AND DUTIES
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Ministry of Population and Immigration
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Department of Avoidance of Unwanted Parasites & Immigration
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Article 34.2-A
(paragraph b)

"...understanding the importance of tourism as a source of income, under no circumstance whatsoever the people of this land shall promote, share, comment, distribute, or publicize in any way with non residents those features of our human, advanced and socialdemocratic way of life. The people of this land shall understand as non shareable features whatever humane treatment received which is not available in another country, including but not exclusive of, e.g. social welfare, student support, medical service, humane treatment of persons in jail for their genuine rehabilitation, timely public transport, economic support for every newborn of a family unit until children reach the age of 18, etc
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c.2
In partciular, the people of this land, no matter how close their ties with foreigners, sexual relationships, affinity, friendship, or any other situation that may provoke confidence, shall avoid, under sanction of exile to Russia or a worse place, to share data with particularly: Russians, Americans, Germans, Somalis, Turks, Faroese, Argentinians, French, English."


So, I hope you're proud of breaking the rules, worm. Don't you see what happens if we don't respect this wise parameters? See Norway, for example! They did not enforce it and now they are invaded by people like... Nordlys! 😕

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Originally posted by Seitse
Indeed, I just discovered (the hard way) that I cannot kill people indiscriminately in the streets, take anybody's car, and restart the mission when I get shot or caught by the police.

From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse
It will be when the new Star Wars game is out on the Wii and I´m weilding my lightsaber in the living room and screaming: DIE YOU JEDI SCUM... DIE....

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Did you find a "protector" yet? Better hurry.
Shut up!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Indeed, I just discovered (the hard way) that I cannot kill people indiscriminately in the streets, take anybody's car, and restart the mission when I get shot or caught by the police.

From prision's hospital with love,
Seitse
Ah prison, where some guy called Bubba decides you're his new girl. All the wit in the world will not help you when he introduces you to "Mr Happy".

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ah prison, where some guy called Bubba decides you're his new girl. All the wit in the world will not help you when he introduces you to "Mr Happy".
Better than "Mr. Angry".

Or not as good, depending on your tastes.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ah prison, where some guy called Bubba decides you're his new girl. All the wit in the world will not help you when he introduces you to "Mr Happy".
Do you droll while you fantasize, zort of boy?

😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you droll while you fantasize, zort of boy?

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I advertise when I fantasize. 😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Life is NOT a videogame
You are obviously not playing life right...

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Damn it, this thread was meant to be funny but some people really get all faux-philosophical and want to drool their spiritual microwave, paulo coelho crap.

😞

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