Life's simple, free and lonely pleasures...

1. Scratch when it itches

Originally posted by Seitse
1. Scratch when it itches

Now wash your hands.

2. Washing hands after scratching.

3. Sitting in an single hole outhouse reading an "old" (circa 1940-50's) copy of Life magazine.

Taking a crap in the sea.

Calling yourself Ryan and going on internet dating sites

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Calling yourself Ryan and going on internet dating sites

Or Caleb_11_butbig4myage

Or Suzi_Squeezy

Originally posted by Seitse
Or Caleb_11_butbig4myage

Or Suzi_Squeezy

I am called Great Big Stees no matter the site. It is what it is.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I am called Great Big Stees no matter the site. It is what it is.

Big, big ladders?

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Seconded.

You naughty, naughty rascal.