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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Traditional limerick line end rhyming scheme... AA, BB, A

as well as the usual 'thump, thump' rhythm in place.

Why close it down, Mike? Unlike you to be faint of heart.

Let's go again and improve. Please give us the first line.
There was a great man, a poet

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was a great man, a poet
Okay, let's do a second pass. Here's your first line.

There were two lovely ladies named Anna Ivanovna

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was a great man, a poet
Who really wanted to know it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who really wanted to know it.
There was a great man, a poet
Who really wanted to know it.
He scratched his nose
as he wrote some prose

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who really wanted to know it.
Guess we're all shoveling against some kind of tide, Nordlys, with daily

choices to make... Light a small candle or curse the darkness.



Note: Be so very nice for everybody who cares about and respects you

to see you draw up the blinds and smile a great big uninhibited smile!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Okay, let's do a second pass. Here's your first line.

There were two lovely ladies named Anna Ivanovna
There were two lovely ladies named Anna Ivanovna
Who had dogs in the name of that man Pavlova

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Originally posted by mikelom
There was a great man, a poet
Who really wanted to know it.
He scratched his nose
as he wrote some prose
then waited until he got a 'round tuit'.

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ok ok...... let's break all the rules - because they are there.......

Electricity travels contraflowing all those amps
It can make glow and enlighten various kinds of lamps
If lamps can be like people
And feel as tall as a steeple
That's down to the goodness of bobby who is Gramps! 😛

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Although I am not on vacation
I'm a bit peeved by my situation.
My losses are mounting,
I already stopped counting
And so I shall vent my frustration.....


Back in 28 days...

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There once was a lady from Reno
who lost all her money in Keno
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and now she owns the casino

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
There once was a lady from Reno
who lost all her money in Keno
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and now she owns the casino
Choking on my beer, u sod! 😀😀😀