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    Everyone loves a good limerick
    (Though some say they're rather archaic)
    The third line is shorter
    The fourth line can't hurt yer
    But do try to keep them on topic!

    Glastonbury, Wimbledon and the Turner Prize have all been cancelled but nothing can hold back a Limerick competition. For the next week I invite everyone to enter. A limerick should contain five lines with a rhyme scheme of aabba. However, anyone who wishes to deviate may deviate away. After a week I will hold a vote over four days to reveal rhp's best limericks. As many entries as you like. Do give your limerick a title so we know which one to vote for.

    Ready? Steady? Go!
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    09 Jul '20 09:54
    A game of chess

    I once played a game with a sheikh
    There's no doubt that my moves were well made
    "You're not very good!"
    Said the sheikh, standing up
    "In four moves from here it's checkmate."
  3. YNWA
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    09 Jul '20 10:55
    The Ballard of RHP

    There once was a great site for chess
    That started to get in a mess
    A man called Russ
    Put an end to the fuss
    And declared it no place to regress
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    Hero of the masses
    in London
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    09 Jul '20 12:20
    The knobbly

    Everyone loves a good knobbly,
    calms the kids when silly and squabbly.
    It's the end piece of bread,
    smothered in butter, enough said,
    cheers you up when feeling all wobbly.
  5. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
    outside the box
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  6. Joined
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    09 Jul '20 12:31
    Gut Punch

    I love eating a thing that crunches.
    Especially if it's not grown in bunches.
    I've searched the world over,
    tread on much clover...
    and still am relying on hunches.
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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  8. Subscriberrookie54
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  9. Joined
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    09 Jul '20 12:53
    The one that got away

    "It was this big!" the fisherman cried.
    And escaped before mine own eyes.
    The fish stole my car
    Then drove to a bar
    And passed out drinking lager and limes.
  10. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    09 Jul '20 12:59
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    You have something against transgender people or just throwing shots at me and m-m?

    -VR
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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  12. Subscriberrookie54
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    09 Jul '20 13:03
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    stop yer whining and start writing


    you know that revenge is served cold
    you must challenge the bull and be bold
    no need to shrink
    go ahead and wear pink!
    or like a house of cards you will fold
  13. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    09 Jul '20 13:05
    @rookie54 said
    stop yer whining and start writing


    you know that revenge is served cold
    you must challenge the bull and be bold
    no need to shrink
    go ahead and wear pink!
    or like a house of cards you will fold
    How about "BITE ME" ROOKIE!!!

    -VR
  14. Subscriberrookie54
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    @very-rusty said
    How about "BITE ME" ROOKIE!!!

    -VR
    let me elevate you

    it seems i may touch a nerve
    but i'm only here to serve
    those ants in yer pants
    all the 'no's' and 'i can'ts'
    is the rookie of you starting to learn
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    09 Jul '20 13:121 edit
    @rookie54 said
    let me elevate you

    it seems i may touch a nerve
    but i'm only here to serve
    those ants in yer pants
    all the 'no's' and 'i can'ts'
    is the rookie of you starting to learn
    All you had to do is keep my username out of the silly limerick competition sookie!

    Then I most likely wouldn't have commented at all. You never know when to leave well enough alone though.

    -VR
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