LineOleum

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Linoleum abused it's position in the kitchen to try and entrap dirt and grime in an attempt to make me look like I didn't clean the floor.

If you think that is OK, then you are a hypocrite too.

Linoleum is scum and the kitchen can do without it's 'kind'.

You are so damned brilliantly funny.

Originally posted by darvlay
Thanks! Can I interest you in a copy of Watchtower?

I get mine at the post office. Someone gets them in their mail, and probably fears they'll go to HELL if they throw it out.

I pick them up for Lulz.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I get mine at the post office. Someone gets them in their mail, and probably fears they'll go to HELL if they throw it out.

I pick them up for Lulz.

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I heard in another thread, that Lul is actually Dutch for Penis.




Enjoy your watchtower.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I heard in another thread, that Lul is actually Dutch for Penis.




Enjoy your watchtower.

That's funny, cuz I heard a huckleberry is code for chocolate starfish.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That's funny, cuz I heard a huckleberry is code for chocolate starfish.

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So, i take great pleasure in cornholing anybody and anything i find in my path.....what's your point penis lover?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
So, i take great pleasure in cornholing anybody and anything i find in my path.....what's your point penis lover?

"I'd bang a snake if someone would hold it still".

~John F. Kennedy

Originally posted by lausey
Would this kind of response not have been better done by PM?

Excuse me, I think I patented this response.







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Stop trolling me.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Linoleum abused it's position in the kitchen to try and entrap dirt and grime in an attempt to make me look like I didn't clean the floor.

If you think that is OK, then you are a hypocrite too.

Linoleum is scum and the kitchen can do without it's 'kind'.

you're a retard and a coward... no I take that back, that's an insult to retards and cowards everywhere. While linoleum might have had a momentary lapse in cleanliness, at least its sheen was in the right place. I don't think your sheen has ever been in the right place. Never mind smearing it on your sleeve fella, that's just a cowards excuse for abusive behaviour. You think linoleum's grimy, so you'll attack it and in so doing (in your mind only) elevate your flooring among its peers. Look around you jerk off, nobody is mopping next to you. In fact most are mopping as far away as they can from the stench that roils off your grime-filled marble. Grab a broom, admit that you crossed the line, and maybe the big boys will let you sweep their floors again.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
you're a retard and a coward... no I take that back, that's an insult to retards and cowards everywhere. While linoleum might have had a momentary lapse in cleanliness, at least its sheen was in the right place. I don't think your sheen has ever been in the right place. Never mind smearing it on your sleeve fella, that's just a cowards excuse for abusive ...[text shortened]... t that you crossed the line, and maybe the big boys will let you sweep their floors again.

Who made you boss of the internet all of a sudden? Can't a man express his opinion without you hounding him?

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Seems apt

Originally posted by drdon
Seems apt

Does have a 'dance meister' feel to it somehow.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
you're a retard and a coward... no I take that back, that's an insult to retards and cowards everywhere. While linoleum might have had a momentary lapse in cleanliness, at least its sheen was in the right place. I don't think your sheen has ever been in the right place. Never mind smearing it on your sleeve fella, that's just a cowards excuse for abusive ...[text shortened]... t that you crossed the line, and maybe the big boys will let you sweep their floors again.

rec'd..well said😵