Lines ending with a cheese rhymes

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15 Sep 15 07:36

FMF

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15 Sep 15 07:36

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How about a communal poem where every two lines end with rhymes of Camembert and Gorgonzola and into which other cheeses may be introduced at the various poets' discretion?

The wine, the bread, some butter and Camembert
But the cashier sensed sadness: no companion there to share
She slipped into his bag a mini sized Gorgonzola
And upon its rind her number was writ there wholly...

FMF

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15 Sep 15 07:37

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And so on and so forth.

FMF

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15 Sep 15 07:51

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Originally posted by FMF
The wine, the bread, some butter and Camembert
But the cashier sensed sadness: no companion there to share
She slipped into his bag a mini sized Gorgonzola
And upon its rind her number was writ there wholly...

The lonely soul unpacked his bag and saw it there
And wondered if t'was really the smiling cashier who'd dared
But the quaffs of wine didn't gird a resolve to call her
Nor did the exquisite taste of the unexpected free Gorgonzola

FMF

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15 Sep 15 07:57

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This might well overlap with One Line Never Ending Poem which I've just noticed! 😀

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15 Sep 15 08:36

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15 Sep 15 08:39

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Disputes over such things are par for the course on a message board.

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15 Sep 15 08:46

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FMF

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15 Sep 15 09:24

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Please respect the integrity of the cheese rhymes terms of reference.

redbadger

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15 Sep 15 12:45

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Originally posted by FMF
Please respect the integrity of the cheese rhymes terms of reference.

you cant afford gorgonzola
when your on the british dole a
processed cheddar smaller
and tastes like a rubber ball a

redbadger

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15 Sep 15 12:49

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Stilton fought gorgonzola
soon it was all over
gorgonzola
falling over
to be eaten
by our dog rover

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15 Sep 15 14:05

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Instead upon her address he bestowed a
Nice big piece of Gouda
Although he did come close to let her
Have a nibble at his Cheddar

Ghost of a Duke

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15 Sep 15 14:54

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A cardigan fashioned from Brie
will never be home to a flea.
You'll look really nice
be followed by mice
and always be welcome for tea.

*Edit. Well, that's 6 minutes i'll never get back.