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How about a communal poem where every two lines end with rhymes of Camembert and Gorgonzola and into which other cheeses may be introduced at the various poets' discretion?

The wine, the bread, some butter and Camembert
But the cashier sensed sadness: no companion there to share
She slipped into his bag a mini sized Gorgonzola
And upon its rind her number was writ there wholly...

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And so on and so forth.

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Originally posted by FMF
The wine, the bread, some butter and Camembert
But the cashier sensed sadness: no companion there to share
She slipped into his bag a mini sized Gorgonzola
And upon its rind her number was writ there wholly...
The lonely soul unpacked his bag and saw it there
And wondered if t'was really the smiling cashier who'd dared
But the quaffs of wine didn't gird a resolve to call her
Nor did the exquisite taste of the unexpected free Gorgonzola

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This might well overlap with One Line Never Ending Poem which I've just noticed! 😀

divegeester
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This is pretty insensitive thread; have you considered that some people don't like Gorgonzola and may not want to contribute?

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Originally posted by divegeester
This is pretty insensitive thread; have you considered that some people don't like Gorgonzola and may not want to contribute?
Disputes over such things are par for the course on a message board.

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Originally posted by FMF
Disputes over such things are par for the course on a message board.
Not necessarily. Shouldn't contributors make an effort to not get drawn into extended arguments about Cheese, its manufacturing, or consumption, for the benefit of the consciences of those who find the consumption of cheese offensive? Do you not remember the carnage of the "cheese wars".

Blessed are the chessmakers **

**or indeed all manufacturers of dairy products.

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Please respect the integrity of the cheese rhymes terms of reference.

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Originally posted by FMF
Please respect the integrity of the cheese rhymes terms of reference.
you cant afford gorgonzola
when your on the british dole a
processed cheddar smaller
and tastes like a rubber ball a

r
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Stilton fought gorgonzola
soon it was all over
gorgonzola
falling over
to be eaten
by our dog rover

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Instead upon her address he bestowed a
Nice big piece of Gouda
Although he did come close to let her
Have a nibble at his Cheddar

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A cardigan fashioned from Brie
will never be home to a flea.
You'll look really nice
be followed by mice
and always be welcome for tea.


*Edit. Well, that's 6 minutes i'll never get back.

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British cheese: how I miss the taste,
This NZ stuff is just a waste
They call it by every European name
But in the end it's just not the same. 😞

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
i do not believe the stories,
about his giant balls of edam...
but if you've got pictures to share,
i wouldn't mind to see 'em...

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