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  1. SubscriberFMF
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    10 Aug '14 06:09
    LITTLE: dinky details, merely irksome

    LOCAL: something rather ununiversal about them

    DIFFICULTIES: bothersome but surmountable, survivable
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    10 Aug '14 06:16
    Stepping from the shower, dripping wet, only to find the towel is host to hundreds of tiny red ants buried in its fibres.
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    10 Aug '14 06:22
    Originally posted by FMF
    Stepping from the shower, dripping wet, only to find the towel is host to hundreds of tiny red ants buried in its fibres.
    The new formic acid rubdown.
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    10 Aug '14 06:33
    Friday evening, shltshowershave ceremonies complete, a cloud of global unisex eau de toilet, crisp Y-fronts yanked up locked and loaded, legs sheathed in tailored blue slacks, unselfconsciously braw and skirly batik shirt, taxi waiting at the gate, beep beep, feel for the wallet in the back pocket, scoop up the doorkeys, a glance in the mirror, handmade James T Kirk ankle boots located and pulled on, toes plunge into the innards of a decomposing gecko.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Aug '14 08:46
    My dog shat on my cereal.
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    10 Aug '14 10:50
    Originally posted by Seitse
    My dog shat on my cereal.
    At least it was your dog.
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    10 Aug '14 11:03
    I eat dog more often than I eat cereal. That may be why dogs don't want to discourage me from eating cereal.
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    10 Aug '14 11:06
    Originally posted by Seitse
    My dog shat on my cereal.
    Snap, crackle and poop?
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    10 Aug '14 12:01
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Snap, crackle and poop?
    Hate to play the onomatopoeia card, but shouldn't it be snap, crackle and drrooot?
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    Five minutes of rain will completely flood the streets.
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    17 Aug '14 23:53
    Waking up to a 2cm layer of grey volcanic ash on everything [0.2cm inside the house] from a volcano 200km away and the prospect of three days of face masks and 20m visibility on the roads
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    23 Aug '14 14:27
    Originally posted by FMF
    Friday evening, shltshowershave ceremonies complete, a cloud of global unisex eau de toilet, crisp Y-fronts yanked up locked and loaded, legs sheathed in tailored blue slacks, unselfconsciously braw and skirly batik shirt, taxi waiting at the gate, beep beep, feel for the wallet in the back pocket, scoop up the doorkeys, a glance in the mirror, handmade James T Kirk ankle boots located and pulled on, toes plunge into the innards of a decomposing gecko.
    And you was late for the "Blue Oyster Bar "
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    23 Aug '14 14:49
    Originally posted by phil3000
    And you was late for the "Blue Oyster Bar "
    No. The only openly gay bar I know of in the city I live in is called "Banana".
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    23 Aug '14 15:32
    Originally posted by FMF
    No. The only openly gay bar I know of in the city I live in is called "Banana".
    Sounds very appealing...
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    23 Aug '14 16:22
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Sounds very appealing...
    Just try not to slip.
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