Little Local Difficulties

LITTLE: dinky details, merely irksome

LOCAL: something rather ununiversal about them

DIFFICULTIES: bothersome but surmountable, survivable

Stepping from the shower, dripping wet, only to find the towel is host to hundreds of tiny red ants buried in its fibres.

Originally posted by FMF
Stepping from the shower, dripping wet, only to find the towel is host to hundreds of tiny red ants buried in its fibres.

Friday evening, shltshowershave ceremonies complete, a cloud of global unisex eau de toilet, crisp Y-fronts yanked up locked and loaded, legs sheathed in tailored blue slacks, unselfconsciously braw and skirly batik shirt, taxi waiting at the gate, beep beep, feel for the wallet in the back pocket, scoop up the doorkeys, a glance in the mirror, handmade James T Kirk ankle boots located and pulled on, toes plunge into the innards of a decomposing gecko.

My dog shat on my cereal.

Originally posted by Seitse
My dog shat on my cereal.

I eat dog more often than I eat cereal. That may be why dogs don't want to discourage me from eating cereal.

Originally posted by Seitse
My dog shat on my cereal.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Snap, crackle and poop?

Five minutes of rain will completely flood the streets.

Waking up to a 2cm layer of grey volcanic ash on everything [0.2cm inside the house] from a volcano 200km away and the prospect of three days of face masks and 20m visibility on the roads

Originally posted by FMF
Friday evening, shltshowershave ceremonies complete, a cloud of global unisex eau de toilet, crisp Y-fronts yanked up locked and loaded, legs sheathed in tailored blue slacks, unselfconsciously braw and skirly batik shirt, taxi waiting at the gate, beep beep, feel for the wallet in the back pocket, scoop up the doorkeys, a glance in the mirror, handmade James T Kirk ankle boots located and pulled on, toes plunge into the innards of a decomposing gecko.

Originally posted by phil3000
And you was late for the "Blue Oyster Bar "

Originally posted by FMF
No. The only openly gay bar I know of in the city I live in is called "Banana".