London, England

What a filthy hole that city was.

I had black gunk up my nose on a regular basis and everyone is fat and greasy. The newspapers are an extremely unfunny joke and most of the women look like kebabs.

Now France, there's a place I could call home! I could be the only citizen there with straight white teeth. And my teeth are mostly yellow.

I met these three guys who suggested we go check out the Tate Modern Art Museum. What a frickin' yawn that was! Bunch of pretentious sods trying to pass canvasses soiled with feces as "art". What a joke!

Fatter than Americans?

Originally posted by darvlay
What a filthy hole that city was.

I had black gunk up my nose on a regular basis and everyone is fat and greasy. The newspapers are an extremely unfunny joke and most of the women look like kebabs.

Now France, there's a place I could call home! I could be the only citizen there with straight white teeth. And my teeth are mostly yellow.

Originally posted by darvlay
I met these three guys who suggested we go check out the Tate Modern Art Museum. What a frickin' yawn that was! Bunch of pretentious sods trying to pass canvasses soiled with feces as "art". What a joke!

Now France, there's a place I could call home! I could be the only citizen there with straight white teeth. And my teeth are mostly yellow

Originally posted by darvlay
What a filthy hole that city was.

I had black gunk up my nose on a regular basis and everyone is fat and greasy. The newspapers are an extremely unfunny joke and most of the women look like kebabs.

Now France, there's a place I could call home! I could be the only citizen there with straight white teeth. And my teeth are mostly yellow.

Originally posted by darvlay
What a filthy hole that city was.

I had black gunk up my nose on a regular basis and everyone is fat and greasy. The newspapers are an extremely unfunny joke and most of the women look like kebabs.

Now France, there's a place I could call home! I could be the only citizen there with straight white teeth. And my teeth are mostly yellow.

Originally posted by darvlay
What a filthy hole that city was.

Originally posted by General Putzer
Fatter than Americans?

Originally posted by Starrman
So, you back in Canada yet? I hope so, there's only so many "eh?"s and "aboot"s I can take.

Originally posted by wucky3
what was you expecting?


ewww..you have yellow teeth

Originally posted by royalchicken
That's funny; I met this guy who reinforced the stereotype that all Asians can fold paper into odd shapes.

Originally posted by darvlay
You told it me it was OCD! 😠

Originally posted by darvlay
You told it me it was OCD! 😠