Londoners?

Since moving up to London from the obscurity of Bournemouth just
over a month ago, it occured to me that there may be a good number
of RHP users also living in London. Just curious...

-Chris

... and there are even people living and playing chess in the
wastelands of the far North - like Nottingham ;-)

Rhymester

You don't fool me for a second... everyone knows that there's no
electricity north of the Watford Gap, let alone any computers...

..they sell some REALLY long extension cables at B&Q round these
parts ;-)

Rhymester

This is indeed true. All the computers in the UK are in financial
instutions in central London with people running around them waving
wildly spending other peoples pension funds and producing not a
single worthwhile minute in their entire existance. *stretch*, who's
next?

... 'running around' ? Surely not! ;-)

Rhymester

True, they probably use golf carts.

.. but only if they're computer controlled with air con and satelite
navigation... ;-)

Rhymester

Steady on... I've just moved to a financial institution in London and
I've never waved anything wildy in my life. As for spending other
peoples' pension funds, you almost make it sound like a bad thing.
Honestly, all you do-gooders with your high and mighty morals and
your honest day's work for an honest day's pay mentality, you'll be
telling us we can't fiddle our taxes next. Is it any wonder that Britain
doesn't produce more world-class tennis players?

You've never waved anything wildy in your life? I think you and I need
to have a little chat... And another thing, I work down pit 26 hours a
day and have to walk 20 miles 'cross t' dales home each evenin'. I
get bread 'nd lard for me dinner then catch a bus int' town and still
have change from sixpence aft' buying ma batches blah blah
blah. 'Tiger' Tim, a tennis player? mmmm. If he ate more lard he
might get strong enough to hit the ball back.... Do you earn lots and
lots of money playing with other peoples money? * rolls on back and
deletes profile *

** Do you earn lots and lots of money playing with other peoples
money? **

No - I just do what I do here - write the programs that help the
bankers make lots of money...

ah, you're one of us then... 🙂

Hang on, RHP is a cover site for bankers making lots of money?
Crafty, very crafty...

Easy there Bessy ... that is my worthless job you are talking about ...
if it wasnt for my financial handling the world would be the exactly the
same place it is now :o)

And what exactly does a nurse bring to the world .... Doh !

OK, financial folks do have a use, they keep having heart attacks and
pay lots of money to get sorted out. I'm in firm believer that it's worth
killing yourself for a crap job and a few extra quid.
Is this statement true or false? I ask you. True or false? On the one
hand is it true... etc..
Shooting stars? Never heard of it... them...

false.
lyn.