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Lords of Conquest - Shogun

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Laziness runs in Datei blood. Last leader (abejnood) was too lazy to move at all; his successors abdicated one after another, too lazy to take responsibility for their realm. Luckily, your bitterness will tonify your phlegmatic clan.
I'm gonna be like Anakin in the Tusken Raider village!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm gonna be like Anakin in the Tusken Raider village!
I don't follow. Is that some street performer's routine? Perhaps I should get more in touch with popular culture. I gather, though, that you intend to go berserk, run amok, and wreak havoc in all directions?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I don't follow. Is that some street performer's routine? Perhaps I should get more in touch with popular culture. I gather, though, that you intend to go berserk, run amok, and wreak havoc in all directions?
Didn't you watch the new Star Wars movies?!?!?!?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Didn't you watch the new Star Wars movies?!?!?!?
The first one. I couldn't stomach any more after that.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The first one. I couldn't stomach any more after that.
Watch the edit. One of my favorite scenes in Star Wars. I'm not a giant fan either.

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Well, I guess there's only a few seconds in the beginning of him kicking butt. The rest is lame.

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Just by the by, I don't want to give information to help anybody make a starting map, as finding out where other players are is part and parcel of this game...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Well, I guess there's only a few seconds in the beginning of him kicking butt. The rest is lame.
You should intercut that sequence with faux-ninja girly-boy porn for extra special uplifting sensations.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You should intercut that sequence with faux-ninja girly-boy porn for extra special uplifting sensations.
I gotta admit, Anakin's almost sexy enough to make me turn gay.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I gotta admit, Anakin's almost sexy enough to make me turn gay.
What was the Aztec take on homo action?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What was the Aztec take on homo action?
I have no idea. I'll look it up!

[google.com]
[Aztec homo]

Nothing.

[Aztec homosexuality]

http://tinyurl.com/349l29

There is however evidence to the existence of same-sex sexual relations in the Aztec cultures. One Aztec word used to describe homosexuals translates into "owner of flowers". The significance of flowers to describe homosexuals has been illustrated by an image showing two men seated with a flower growing between them. Apparently this term could refer to both men and women (Kimball 1993).

http://tinyurl.com/2ses8w

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
IOne Aztec word used to describe homosexuals translates into "owner of flowers".
May a thousand flowers bloom for you, Lord Datei 🙂

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Just by the by, I don't want to give information to help anybody make a starting map, as finding out where other players are is part and parcel of this game...
a part that you have already gone through, I might add...

the rest of us haven't... 😞


How nice it must have been for you and the others to learn about the game without the spectre of more seasoned players (those who know the map) hanging over you...


btw, it's easy to talk crap to Datei, since he's on the other side of Nippon.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
a part that you have already gone through, I might add...
I know where every province is, but I don't know exactly where everyone starts off.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
a part that you have already gone through, I might add...

the rest of us haven't... 😞


How nice it must have been for you and the others to learn about the game without the spectre of more seasoned players (those who know the map) hanging over you...


btw, it's easy to talk crap to Datei, since he's on the other side of Nippon.
http://www.maproom.org/maps/books/japan/murdoch/sub1/2.html