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Originally posted by duecer
you're talking about the show, and not your hard on right?
Could you repeat that please?

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read Lord of the Flies if you want to know what happens to them

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Originally posted by uzless
read Lord of the Flies if you want to know what happens to them
Who gave you the conch?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Who gave you the conch?
the Swiss Family Robinson

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Originally posted by darvlay
I have a hard-on already.
Complicated plot structure hurt my brain. Me no watch.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Complicated plot structure hurt my brain. Me no watch.
You're confusing a complicated plot for a plot which gets made up as it goes along. You're missing nothing more than the collective writers' semen sprayed in the faces of the fools that give it time, until they can't actually see the TV for milky, post-coital adoration.

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Some of you are desecrating a perfectly good show with talk of semen. Please, please, please stop.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Some of you are desecrating a perfectly good show with talk of semen. Please, please, please stop.
Another gulper.

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Originally posted by Starrman
You're confusing a complicated plot for a plot which gets made up as it goes along. You're missing nothing more than the collective writers' semen sprayed in the faces of the fools that give it time, until they can't actually see the TV for milky, post-coital adoration.
I've changed my avatard in honor of this momentous occasion.

You Sir, will not spoil my 8:00PM Hollywood moneyshot! 😠

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I agree the show doesn't seem to go anywhere definate, but I think that's the thing that keeps people watching it...you get to make up your own theories as it goes along. And, yeah, I watch it.

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You are all Lost.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I have a hard-on already.
why.

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Originally posted by uzless
read Lord of the Flies if you want to know what happens to them
thought you meant animal farm, or perhaps not.