1. Standard membermarysson
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    18 Mar '14 15:59
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
  2. rural North Dakota
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    18 Mar '14 16:09
    Originally posted by marysson
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    You should be able to get someone to drive you, but better wear a mask, or you will soon be banished from any moving vehicle.
  3. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    18 Mar '14 17:15
    Originally posted by marysson
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    We're all supermodels on the internet. πŸ˜•
  4. Standard membermarysson
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    18 Mar '14 17:16
    well, to be more forthright about the "great difficulty" I have this enormous
    charisma and elan. my life vitalism extends nearly twenty feet in all directions. it would be more than distracting for the taxi driver. last month i stopped at red light next to a greyhound bus. within minutes paramedics had to arrive to aid the bus passengers who swooned almost unto expiration.
  5. Subscribersonhouse
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    18 Mar '14 17:471 edit
    Originally posted by marysson
    well, to be more forthright about the "great difficulty" I have this enormous
    charisma and elan. my life vitalism extends nearly twenty feet in all directions. it would be more than distracting for the taxi driver. last month i stopped at red light next to a greyhound bus. within minutes paramedics had to arrive to aid the bus passengers who swooned almost unto expiration.
    Well then, you are in the wrong stateπŸ™‚ Are you sure you're in the right state now?
  6. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    18 Mar '14 18:17
    Originally posted by marysson
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    Governor Christie does that too. Are you as beautiful as he is?
  7. old pueblo
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    20 Mar '14 01:12
    Originally posted by marysson
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    I'm not convinced that the rest of New Jersey is licensed to drive, either.
  8. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    20 Mar '14 01:13
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    We're all supermodels on the internet. πŸ˜•
    I am just too beautiful to play chess.
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    20 Mar '14 01:261 edit
    Originally posted by marysson
    the state of new jersey has taken away my driver's license.

    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    mary, shouldn't matter much: if you're "... not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills." it's unlikely you're able to drive.
    Thread 158430
  10. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    20 Mar '14 01:31
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am so beautiful that I stop traffic.
    Do you have food?
  11. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    20 Mar '14 05:33
    Originally posted by marysson
    I have this enormous
    charisma and elan. my life vitalism extends nearly twenty feet in all directions.
    All guys brag about that too. πŸ˜•
  12. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    20 Mar '14 05:40
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    All guys brag about that too. πŸ˜•
    European guys use metric measurement, though.
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    20 Mar '14 11:43
    Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
    European guys use metric measurement, though.
    So do we Canadians and now matter how you put it 30cm (approx) sounds bigger than 12".
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