06 Nov 10
Let's get it clear from the start i have nothing to write about this is just a load of nonsense so here we go.i could have written it elsewhere but then again nonsense is not accepted everywhere.i love her i really do i dream of a perfect future but i keep holding back .i wish i could tell her i really wish i just dont have the guts.i know im good lookin n that she wont refuse i really do but im just too scared to tell her.so if u think u can help me talk to me pliz.
06 Nov 10
Originally posted by Marto digeniusWell, we do have a lot of nonsense here, but I think you really need 4chan/b.
Let's get it clear from the start i have nothing to write about this is just a load of nonsense so here we go.i could have written it elsewhere but then again nonsense is not accepted everywhere.i love her i really do i dream of a perfect future but i keep holding back .i wish i could tell her i really wish i just dont have the guts.i know im good loo ...[text shortened]... use i really do but im just too scared to tell her.so if u think u can help me talk to me pliz.
06 Nov 10
Originally posted by Marto digeniusFirst of all, get over yourself, I imagine you are in your teens and full of the self belief that what goes in your very very tiny world is all that matters.
Let's get it clear from the start i have nothing to write about this is just a load of nonsense so here we go.i could have written it elsewhere but then again nonsense is not accepted everywhere.i love her i really do i dream of a perfect future but i keep holding back .i wish i could tell her i really wish i just dont have the guts.i know im good loo ...[text shortened]... use i really do but im just too scared to tell her.so if u think u can help me talk to me pliz.
Secondly, I hope the young lady in question has enough common sense to see you for the arrogant little pimple you are and waits for a suitor with a higher level of intelligence.
You would be better off learning some manners and a little bit about humility before seeking a partner.
If the young lady was my daughter , and she invited you to the house (she would need to be taking some very strong hallucinogenic drug in order for this to happen), you would most definitely be leaving with something broken.
That nonsense enough for you?
Good luck and have a nice day.
😀
06 Nov 10
Originally posted by Marto digeniusWelcome to rhp
Let's get it clear from the start i have nothing to write about this is just a load of nonsense so here we go.i could have written it elsewhere but then again nonsense is not accepted everywhere.i love her i really do i dream of a perfect future but i keep holding back .i wish i could tell her i really wish i just dont have the guts.i know im good loo ...[text shortened]... use i really do but im just too scared to tell her.so if u think u can help me talk to me pliz.
Welcome back to rhp
Shut up
*please take your pick
10 Nov 10
Originally posted by Mephisto2Capital letters might help in your love letters, as well as hiding chess games.
you'll have more chance with her if you hide your chessgames for her.
Capital letters certainly articulate with females of added agenda.
Maybe she thinks you don't have added agenda.
Have you looked down, in the tall mirror, below your face recently?
10 Nov 10
Originally posted by Marto digeniusif you really love this girl,
Let's get it clear from the start i have nothing to write about this is just a load of nonsense so here we go.i could have written it elsewhere but then again nonsense is not accepted everywhere.i love her i really do i dream of a perfect future but i keep holding back .i wish i could tell her i really wish i just dont have the guts.i know im good loo ...[text shortened]... use i really do but im just too scared to tell her.so if u think u can help me talk to me pliz.
and yer attention just won't sway...
here's some fatherly advice,
listen to what i say...
first, go to the kitchen and mix up a bowl of flour and water. the consistency should be that of sticky bread dough. in fact, this is bread dough...
this fresh dough has magic power, and, when you smear it on yer genitals, yer hidden superpowers will be revealed...
you must be thorough, get it all over yerself, missing nothing...
be sure and plug any orifices you find...
now,
when this mixture has dried and is really firm, you must do the mating dance for her...
do NOT let her, or anyone else know you are coming...
go to her, and preferably her parents should see, as well, and reveal all that you have done for her...
flap yer eagle wings as hard as you possibly can, and, when done properly, you will achieve an enormous erection with which yer prowess will finally be shown...
from this point on, you will have won the day...
success iz yers...
smile at yer victory... 😀
rookie