Well. No.
She didn't turn up. I presume Starrman had her tied up in some cellar or something.
But I've written a wee poem about his girlfriend:
Lovely Lany, Rockstar's maid,
Lovely Lany, Rockstar's maid,
How I wish you'd been there too,
How I wish I'd have got you laid.
(Lany's just easier to write...)
Anyways, I know I shouldn't talk of Starrman's partner in such a manner...but by Jesus...is she ever sexy! 😉
I met Russ this evening. He was drunk out of his mind and said: "Mark, don't post anything about your testicles this evening...please."
So, okay, I won't. But...can I mention pre-cum?
Most of the people I met on my London trip were very cool, albeit a little....special (reads as: strange).
There was Freddy who kept trying to hitch me up with his mum (or so I says), Royal chicken whom I'm meeting tomorrow (we're going to the natural history museum to stare at dinosaurs...which I'm sure don't exist...I read that on the spirituality forum) and Marinakatakom or whatever his name is (who doesn't know how to pronounce his site-name himself).
And lots of other people too!
Anyways, meeting up with you's all was very cool and I'm glad I made the trip!
To those of you who didn't make it, I really suggest you try to make a next meet-up. It's great fun.
We did play a lot of chess and I obviously slaughtered all of my adverseries. Well...so I says anyways. And if they disagree, I now have their addresses and will hunt them down, rip open their arse holes and tear out their intestines...
And the girl behind me in the youth hostel is puking her guts out. It's very gothic. I loves it!! (and I is drunk...)
The meet was great fun, and whatever Shav says, he was on his best behaviour tonight.
Unlike Russ, who after repeated requests for Wonderwall, was pulled aside by the keyboarder and asked to shut the f*** up.
It was cool, great to meet all of you, and did anyone apart from me notice the very fit Russian girls sitting at the table next to us??
I am not surprised Angie is puking her guts out now, she is very young after all, and she beat me twice tonight (at chess), even though the second time was only because my time ran out (I even used the old "sacrifice my queen in three moves" opening) an I still would have won, if my time hadn't run out..
Great to meet all the people behind the names.
Originally posted by royalchickenActually, the foxes are at it right now.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!
I thought it seemed appropriate because while the Russ is away the wolves can play. Im off now though, for a quixkie (I meant 'c' but 'x made it quixotic) with freddy's mum and Liam's mysterious girlfriend, inspired by the foxes.
Bloody noisy bastards!!!
Now where did I leave my shotgun?
Bloody hell.
After three days of continous Guiness binging, I seriously think my arse is in tatters.
I'm going to write an entry for the end of the world round:
"What Guiness did to my bum" by Shavix 'it's not supposed to look like that' mir.
That fox story, by the way was horrendous. I'm dead jealous.
Originally posted by shavixmirGo back to bed.
Bloody hell.
After three days of continous Guiness binging, I seriously think my arse is in tatters.
I'm going to write an entry for the end of the world round:
"What Guiness did to my bum" by Shavix 'it's not supposed to look like that' mir.
That fox story, by the way was horrendous. I'm dead jealous.