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Lovely Catherine...

Lovely Catherine...

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Well. No.
She didn't turn up. I presume Starrman had her tied up in some cellar or something.
But I've written a wee poem about his girlfriend:

Lovely Lany, Rockstar's maid,
Lovely Lany, Rockstar's maid,
How I wish you'd been there too,
How I wish I'd have got you laid.

(Lany's just easier to write...)

Anyways, I know I shouldn't talk of Starrman's partner in such a manner...but by Jesus...is she ever sexy! 😉

I met Russ this evening. He was drunk out of his mind and said: "Mark, don't post anything about your testicles this evening...please."
So, okay, I won't. But...can I mention pre-cum?

Most of the people I met on my London trip were very cool, albeit a little....special (reads as: strange).
There was Freddy who kept trying to hitch me up with his mum (or so I says), Royal chicken whom I'm meeting tomorrow (we're going to the natural history museum to stare at dinosaurs...which I'm sure don't exist...I read that on the spirituality forum) and Marinakatakom or whatever his name is (who doesn't know how to pronounce his site-name himself).

And lots of other people too!

Anyways, meeting up with you's all was very cool and I'm glad I made the trip!
To those of you who didn't make it, I really suggest you try to make a next meet-up. It's great fun.

We did play a lot of chess and I obviously slaughtered all of my adverseries. Well...so I says anyways. And if they disagree, I now have their addresses and will hunt them down, rip open their arse holes and tear out their intestines...

And the girl behind me in the youth hostel is puking her guts out. It's very gothic. I loves it!! (and I is drunk...)

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A rec for Shav for being able to post... post meet!

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
A rec for Shav for being able to post... post meet!
I post like I meet...sexy, nude and drunk.

Well, one of the three is true anyways...

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Get some sleep!

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Originally posted by elohiym chanan
Get some sleep!
Yes.
Sleep would be good...

mhmmm...sleep...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I post like I meet...sexy, nude and drunk.

Well, one of the three is true anyways...
You are not nude too?

P-

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The meet was great fun, and whatever Shav says, he was on his best behaviour tonight.

Unlike Russ, who after repeated requests for Wonderwall, was pulled aside by the keyboarder and asked to shut the f*** up.

It was cool, great to meet all of you, and did anyone apart from me notice the very fit Russian girls sitting at the table next to us??

I am not surprised Angie is puking her guts out now, she is very young after all, and she beat me twice tonight (at chess), even though the second time was only because my time ran out (I even used the old "sacrifice my queen in three moves" opening) an I still would have won, if my time hadn't run out..

Great to meet all the people behind the names.

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Well, Russ is dead to the world at the moment on my sofa but I'm gonna try to get all the photos off his camera and onto the site before I crash out.

I agreed with the sentiments of the keyboard player, who expressed himself very much as mentioned in the post above.

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HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!

I thought it seemed appropriate because while the Russ is away the wolves can play. Im off now though, for a quixkie (I meant 'c' but 'x made it quixotic) with freddy's mum and Liam's mysterious girlfriend, inspired by the foxes.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!

I thought it seemed appropriate because while the Russ is away the wolves can play. Im off now though, for a quixkie (I meant 'c' but 'x made it quixotic) with freddy's mum and Liam's mysterious girlfriend, inspired by the foxes.
Actually, the foxes are at it right now.

Bloody noisy bastards!!!

Now where did I leave my shotgun?

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Bloody hell.

After three days of continous Guiness binging, I seriously think my arse is in tatters.
I'm going to write an entry for the end of the world round:
"What Guiness did to my bum" by Shavix 'it's not supposed to look like that' mir.

That fox story, by the way was horrendous. I'm dead jealous.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Bloody hell.

After three days of continous Guiness binging, I seriously think my arse is in tatters.
I'm going to write an entry for the end of the world round:
"What Guiness did to my bum" by Shavix 'it's not supposed to look like that' mir.

That fox story, by the way was horrendous. I'm dead jealous.
Go back to bed.

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I am going to find out about that strange disease you can only get from necrophilia though. That's waaaaaayyyyyy too interesting not to investigate.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I am going to find out about that strange disease you can only get from necrophilia though. That's waaaaaayyyyyy too interesting not to investigate.
I want some of what you are drinking.

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Originally posted by knightwest

I am not surprised Angie is puking her guts out now
I did definately not puke, I think I would have noticed that. Just for your information....

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