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i lie alot. it has gotten me out of alot of problems. i lie even when i know the listener will not believe me. lying is fun. lying makes you money. lying gets you free food, sometimes women. you cannot lie to your dog though. dogs can sniff out a liar at 100 yards.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i lie alot. it has gotten me out of alot of problems. i lie even when i know the listener will not believe me. lying is fun. lying makes you money. lying gets you free food, sometimes women. you cannot lie to your dog though. dogs can sniff out a liar at 100 yards.
Maybe you're lying right now...

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Originally posted by Raven69
Maybe you're lying right now...
Beautiful Rav! Charlotte

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Originally posted by casualdust
Beautiful Rav! Charlotte
Originally posted by casualdust
My posting days on this, and any of the other public forums ,are over. I wanna thank you all for being so nice to me. No, I'm not crying this time, but I can clearly see where I am not wanted. Good luck to you all, and I meant no harm insult or injury to anyone here... whatever you think I am or whomever you think I am, its fine, really...again, good luck to you all...........Charlotta

Mmmmmmmm, you fit in fine then.

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lying now ?...a cosmological question spanky...take your doubt to another forum.

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Your dog might well be the only truly honest person you will ever know.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i lie alot. it has gotten me out of alot of problems. i lie even when i know the listener will not believe me. lying is fun. lying makes you money. lying gets you free food, sometimes women. you cannot lie to your dog though. dogs can sniff out a liar at 100 yards.
That's great. I'll be sure not to trust you in the future.

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Originally posted by scherzo
That's great. I'll be sure not to trust you in the future.
I think I'd trust his dog first ...but then again, that's usually when I get bit.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I think I'd trust his dog first ...but then again, that's usually when I get bit.
Stop spreading marmite on your privates will cure that problem. 😛