Originally posted by Great Big SteesYou said crack open, hell, you drank all that bottle and "cracked open" a third, damn man.
Ha ha it's WRONG.... I did. Stupid thing anyway. I put mine away about 55+ years ago when it said that I'd kiss Kathy Tweedy and I didn't 'cause she said I was just a dumb boy.
Originally posted by Ice ColdYes, Ice, please. Make sure to warm it up first and no punches pulled.
This evening I'll be doing some Magic 8 Ball readings. If you would like one, say so now.
I've gotten pretty good at it, I already know it works well over the phone also.
*Prays, "Lord, make gb grateful for that which he is about to receive."*
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyReminds me of the devout christian in Canada....
Yes, Ice, please. Make sure to warm it up first and no punches pulled.
*Prays, "Lord, make gb grateful for that which he is about to receive."*
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He was being chased by a bear, running as fast as he could. He found himself at a cliff top. He thought for a moment, and as opposed to jumping and certain death, he decided to pray to his 'Almighty God' and got down on all knees;
"Lord Jesus, please have mercy. I don't want to die yet. Please give me a chance and talk to this bear, and face him off me."
At that instant, the bear stopped chasing him. The bear got down on all knees and started talking to God.
"Lord, make me thankful for what I am about to receive!" 😛