Originally posted by mikelomWithout a doubt.
Reminds me of the devout christian in Canada....
He was being chased by a bear, running as fast as he could. He found himself at a cliff top. He thought for a moment, and as opposed to jumping and certain death, he decided to pray to his 'Almighty God' and got down on all knees;
"Lord Jesus, please have mercy. I don't want to die yet. Please give me a ...[text shortened]... nd started talking to God.
"Lord, make me thankful for what I am about to receive!" 😛