Magnus Carlsen is, in reality, a girl

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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16 Nov 14

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

16 Nov 14

I kid you not.

From very trustworthy sources. He was born as Mandy
and liked Hello Kitty and strawberry ice cream until she
decided to become Magnus.

The zillions he makes playing chess and modeling are
channeled into the doctors taking care of 'his'
transition treatment.

~~BustyBeaver~~

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Moves: 37163

16 Nov 14

It's true,

he plays like a girl.

NoEarthlyReason

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16 Nov 14

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
It's true,

he plays like a girl.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

17 Nov 14

Originally posted by Seitse
From very trustworthy sources. He was born as Mandy
and liked Hello Kitty and strawberry ice cream until she
decided to become Magnus.

Nah mate, you're confusing him with your girlfriend Justin Bieber.

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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Moves: 10079

17 Nov 14

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
It's true,

he plays like a girl.

he/she is left handed........plays on a left handed board.......opponents don't stand a chance.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
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22 Nov 14

Originally posted by Seitse
I kid you not.

From very trustworthy sources. He was born as Mandy
and liked Hello Kitty and strawberry ice cream until she
decided to become Magnus.

The zillions he makes playing chess and modeling are
channeled into the doctors taking care of 'his'
transition treatment.

Since he won the Norwegian Championship of the younger than 11 years old it would have been a very early decision.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Nov 14

Originally posted by Ponderable
Since he won the Norwegian Championship of the younger than 11 years old it would have been a very early decision.

You know those crazy Scandinavians.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

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22 Nov 14

btw Magnus turns 24 today!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

22 Nov 14

Originally posted by Ponderable
btw Magnus turns 24 today!

I wonder if he has had his first period already.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

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Moves: 673256

23 Nov 14

Originally posted by BustyBeaver
It's true,

he plays like a girl.

...and defended the world champion title.