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Joined 04 May '23 Moves 3644 a malopropism walks into a bar,
lookink for all intensive porpoises
like a wolf in cheap clothing,
muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions
on his magnificent other,
who takes him for granite.
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36645
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18520 the thing walked into a bar.
he noticed malopropism not afar.
so he dropped down his pants
and did a great dance
and stuffed the bills in his pants.
Australia
Joined 20 Jan '09 Moves 386042 “Sure, if I reprehend anything in this world it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs"
Sheridan, The Rivals
“Our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended two auspicious persons"
Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
I make a lot of these myself, but they aren't entertaining.
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