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Originally posted by darvlay
Are they Cool Ranch?
No, Nacho Cheese, I am afraid.

If you can hold for a sec I can run to the 7-11, though.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Swollen to the size of a small children?

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Originally posted by SJ247
I don't think much could shock a butt doctor, do you?
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?

www.corvettejunction.com/probe.html

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Originally posted by neonpeon41
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?

www.corvettejunction.com/probe.html
Or maybe a yugo?

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Originally posted by SJ247
I don't think much could shock a butt doctor, do you?
Butt Docs don't deal with prostates, Urologists do.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Butt Docs don't deal with prostates, Urologists do.

GRANNY.
Urologists do deal with butts.

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And everybody loves butts (one way or another), so the title of the person inserting the finger is of no relevance whatsoever.

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Originally posted by Seitse
And everybody loves butts (one way or another), so the title of the person inserting the finger is of no relevance whatsoever.
I have very conditional love of the butt; kind of in line with how I'd kiss someone's nose, but not lick the nostrils. Might nibble a lobe, but not tongue for potatoes. You get the point.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I have very conditional love of the butt; kind of in line with how I'd kiss someone's nose, but not lick the nostrils. Might nibble a lobe, but not tongue for potatoes. You get the point.
No, I don't, please elaborate.

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Gosh, I'm so glad we're in the private forum!

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Originally posted by SJ247
I have very conditional love of the butt; kind of in line with how I'd kiss someone's nose, but not lick the nostrils. Might nibble a lobe, but not tongue for potatoes. You get the point.
In her younger days Granny used to pick up Butts on the street and smoke them. Ahhhh, those were the good old days!

GRANNY.

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It's a blob of tissue that is wrapped around your pee-hole. It squirts out stuff that makes up part of your spooge. But when you get old it gets big and strong and begins to squeeze the peehole, making it hard to pee. To check it out, the doctor needs to stick a "fleshy probe" up your rear. Usually it's the finger, but if you have problems with fingers in your rear there may be alternatives.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It's a blob of tissue that is wrapped around your pee-hole. It squirts out stuff that makes up part of your spooge. But when you get old it gets big and strong and begins to squeeze the peehole, making it hard to pee. To check it out, the doctor needs to stick a "fleshy probe" up your rear. Usually it's the finger, but if you have problems with fingers in your rear there may be alternatives.
So, ATY, is it true you get it checked every 15 days and at the hospital you're already known as "the healthiest prostate in the Valley"?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, ATY, is it true you get it checked every 15 days and at the hospital you're already known as "the healthiest prostate in the Valley"?
No, my angle is "dude, you gotta check out this prostate...it's...WOW. Just come check it out".

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
No, my angle is "dude, you gotta check out this prostate...it's...WOW. Just come check it out".
LMAO!

I wonder if the old finger joke could be revolutionized in order to become: "pull my prostate, pull my prostate!"