Male Prostrate Questions

catfoodtim

General

16 Jul 08 09:12

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

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16 Jul 08 23:15

Originally posted by neonpeon41
What kind of car does a proctologist drive?

www.corvettejunction.com/probe.html

My Proctologist drove the Silver Stallion. That's what he called it. A type of anal speculum.

GRANNY.

bill718

Enigma

Seattle

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17 Jul 08 09:38

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Why don't you ask a Doctor this stuff???

Squelchbelch

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17 Jul 08 09:40

Can one do a self-examination?
If so, how many knuckles deep & in which direction?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Jul 08 09:57

Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Can one do a self-examination?
If so, how many knuckles deep & in which direction?

One full fist and upwards.

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

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17 Jul 08 09:59

Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Can one do a self-examination?
If so, how many knuckles deep & in which direction?

Till the second knuckle touches your nostril 😛

yo its me

Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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17 Jul 08 10:03

Umm...well that was interesting reading!

catfoodtim

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17 Jul 08 10:28

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Squelchbelch

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17 Jul 08 10:32

Originally posted by Seitse
One full fist and upwards.

I only want to tickle it. I don't wanna punch it's lights out!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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17 Jul 08 10:40

Originally posted by Squelchbelch
I only want to tickle it. I don't wanna punch it's lights out!

So, where's the fun?

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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17 Jul 08 14:19

Originally posted by SJ247
This is such nonsense. You guys all act so prim, in public. You know full well you're hoping for a little single digit invasion in private, praying she'll just go for it, so you don't have to ask out loud.

LOL!

QFT

😛

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

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18 Jul 08 15:17

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Mother Nature wants men to die before 50, CFT. Nature is kind.

Ice Cold

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18 Jul 08 18:08

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This thread is a pain in the arse. 😳

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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18 Jul 08 21:51

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Mother Nature wants men to die before 50, CFT. Nature is kind.

Correction: Mother nature wants men to die before 50 and right after getting finger banged by a so-called doctor.

There's no honor in this life for a humble, hard working, heterosexual man anymore.

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

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18 Jul 08 22:10

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A "digital rectal examination" sounds so hi-tech too ...

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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20 Jul 08 01:31

Originally posted by Seitse
Here is a very interesting test regarding this crucial but also beautiful subject... I thought I had to share

http://www.avogel.ch/en/test-checks/prostatacheck.php

I went to visit my doctor to get it checked, but he said I had to wait 15 more years. He has not changed his mind no matter my frequent visits.

Dr. Seitse
Pee-In-Intervals Association

Well I got a 5 on that informal test. Being a genuine old fart I can consider myself lucky.