Originally posted by Hand of HecateNice story... shows you have quite an imagination. But of course none of it is true. I mean the part about him starting himself on fire by slapping himself on the chest is pretty original - but also pretty non-believable. 😲
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.
Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhat was this? Alcohol BURNS! Beer would make the bastard a burnt offering
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.
Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhat a waste of good beer. I'd have let him burn.
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.
Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
Classic tale though!
Originally posted by arrakisGood for you, judgement without knowledge and jumping to conclussions. I admit I embelish to some degree to make a story more interesting, however, the facts of this story are as I relayed them. Why make it up, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen and thought it should be shared. Its not my fault you're a boring dim witted dolt unable to appreciate a fine story when told.
Nice story... shows you have quite an imagination. But of course none of it is true. I mean the part about him starting himself on fire by slapping himself on the chest is pretty original - but also pretty non-believable. 😲