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Man lights himself on fire!  Put out with beer!

Man lights himself on fire! Put out with beer!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.

Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
Nice story... shows you have quite an imagination. But of course none of it is true. I mean the part about him starting himself on fire by slapping himself on the chest is pretty original - but also pretty non-believable. 😲

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.

Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
What was this? Alcohol BURNS! Beer would make the bastard a burnt offering

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
He's got dings all over his car that he calls "Whiskey Marks".
Priceless!

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Waste of a perfectly good beer if you ask me...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just stopped into a bar for a beer and a game of pool with a friend of mine and happened to run into his Uncle. His Uncle's a piece of work, loud, bizarrely mustached, obnoxious, seemingly perpetually drunk, abusive to his wife, amazingly ignorant, constantly smelling like an old pair of sweaty gym socks and he chain smokes perpetually. The guy h ...[text shortened]... etting home tonight.

Am I wrong to find such great amusement from the suffering of this lout?
What a waste of good beer. I'd have let him burn.

Classic tale though!

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Originally posted by Coconut
What was this? Alcohol BURNS! Beer would make the bastard a burnt offering

There isn't enough alcohol in beer to burn. If you are talking spirits though, that is another matter.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Nice story... shows you have quite an imagination. But of course none of it is true. I mean the part about him starting himself on fire by slapping himself on the chest is pretty original - but also pretty non-believable. 😲
Good for you, judgement without knowledge and jumping to conclussions. I admit I embelish to some degree to make a story more interesting, however, the facts of this story are as I relayed them. Why make it up, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen and thought it should be shared. Its not my fault you're a boring dim witted dolt unable to appreciate a fine story when told.

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Originally posted by lausey

There isn't enough alcohol in beer to burn. If you are talking spirits though, that is another matter.
He only drinks 'Boiler Makers'.

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