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Manscaping - A cautionary tale.

Manscaping - A cautionary tale.

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Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate

Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS
Hi, Hand. Pleased to see ye olde compensatory fixation is still alive and well.

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You almost snagged a Darwin Award!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hi, Hand. Pleased to see ye olde compensatory fixation is still alive and well.
Shut up you insipid old turd.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS
It is but a small loss, suck it up and be a man.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Shut up you insipid old turd.
One could say ditto if they were as rude as you. 😛

Odds are you wouldn't tell him that to his face.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
It is but a small loss, suck it up and be a man.
😀

Rec'd, you're on a roll!!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate

Shut up you insipid old turd.
Sadly, your public repertoire seems to be narrowing.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Sadly, your public repertoire seems to be narrowing.
I don't know how to make it simpler for you. I don't like you. You're a dolt. Piss off.

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Edit please.

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Originally posted by Allnightlongg
Edit please.
Oh great another one. Get bent.

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We both know you wouldn't have the intestinal goody's it takes for that! 😛

I remember a movie where the guy wets himself, I think that would be YOU! 😀

Try growing a pair, so you don't have to come on the interwebz to be a badazz.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
[goody's?
Yes I edited what I'd said for the sake of...mine.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS
Don't let that trimmer get the best of you!
Climb back on that horse and ride him/her again, with the safety guard this time.

🙂