John, your King of MAP website deserves an X certificate.
There are many impressionable squirrels and teddy bears out there
who could end up with permanent emotional scaring after viewing such
horrors.
For a more balanced and truthful view of proceedings in the MAP war
people would be better advised to visit:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/rhymsta/rhpmapwar.html
Rhymester the Good