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Marketing sayings you never believe

Marketing sayings you never believe

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We will never keep you on hold longer than six hours.

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Buy now and save.

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30 day refund, no questions asked.

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But wait, there's more!

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And it really really works

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Eat what you want and still lose weight.

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This USB flashdisk has a lifetime guarantee.*

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@fmf said
This USB flashdisk has a lifetime guarantee.*
* ...the lifetime of the flashdisk, that is. Yep. This happened.

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Buy one, get one free.

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We have the coldest beer in Southeast Asia.

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All our toilet rolls have a turd off.

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If, after 30 days, you aren't completely satisfied, your automatically repeated monthly subscription will be cancelled, just like that, no hitches, no endless back and forth by email, definitely not, easy peasey.