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If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
Market it like Amway at your family reunion.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
Same way as randy porcupines enjoy sex...
thoughtfully and carefully... so as not to open and penetrate a new personal market niche, only to lose an established base of business in the strong household market segment. At least rename it appropriately and revv up some attractive lavender & white, tastefully scented packaging.




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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
''Lysol is the best douche.''

The mass is stupid, so keep it simple.

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laboratory tested...
fda approved...



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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
Lulz....40-50's paranoia and shame. No wonder women were douching like crazy up until about a decade ago.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Lulz....40-50's paranoia and shame. No wonder women were douching like crazy up until about a decade ago.
What was the tipping point? What stopped the mass douchings? You couldn't turn around in the 80's without seeing a douche ad, "Spring time fresh... gentle shower... blah, blah, blah..."

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What was the tipping point? What stopped the mass douchings? You couldn't turn around in the 80's without seeing a douche ad, "Spring time fresh... gentle shower... blah, blah, blah..."
Simple. Improved gynocological advice. The Vagina Monologues. The explosion of porn commercialism.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Simple. Improved gynocological advice. The Vagina Monologues. The explosion of porn commercialism.
Ahem, i wonder if you would expound upon your post, and if you don't mind. could you be very, very explicit in your language and details ? Dear God, please !!!

UNCLE GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
pics?
UNCLE GRANNY.
fxd

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http://rpjsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/heidi-klum-ass-crack-01.jpg

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
i'd say, hook into the feminist angle. e.g. TV ad: montage of shots showing a woman in various stages of her day - in the boardroom, playing tennis, looking glamorous at a candlelit dinner, hugging the kids, etc. with v/o "i work hard and play hard, i'm successful in my career, my family life and my love life. but to reach the top today, a woman needs more than an anti-perspirant; she needs Lysol Douche. Lysol Douche - helping women be all they can be".


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm

If you were goig to market Lysol today as a douche, how would you do it?
I'd focus my campaign on trailer parks. Pop billboard sized advertising onto the sides of caravans (2 advantages: 1: Don't have to build new billboard stands, 2: they're free moving advertising. Fantastic rolling advertising during hurricane season, ya'll!).

I hear the catch-phrases already:
"Lysol: Because you're either too poor or too stupid to see a gynaecologist."

"Lysol: Because you've never heard of condoms"

"Lysol: Feel the burn!"

"Lysol: Just because you married a douche doesn't mean you shouldn't douche."

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Originally posted by Natsia

"Lysol: Just because you married a douche doesn't mean you shouldn't douche."[/b]
I vote for this one!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I vote for this one!
Lysol...."spring cleaning in a can, anytime"